pull a Dorn and lean into one

Hech HR?

can we get a shortstop?

Would be the perfect time for it.

FTFY

No. Did you see him try earlier? He can't even do that.

 

Adeiny Hitintodoubleplays

No, I was sleeping. Just woke up in time to see my salad go stale.

No, I was sleeping. Just woke up in time to see my salad go stale.

Ah. He tried to bunt, failed twice, then swung and missed at a slider that was never a strike.

 

And now he just swung at a borderline strike for a foul ball on 2-0. Woo.

Please, just, don't swing. Take a called strike 3 if needed. Just don't swing.

 

Wow, he hit that pretty deep.

Ah. He tried to bunt, failed twice, then swung and missed at a slider that was never a strike.

 

And now he just swung at a borderline strike for a foul ball on 2-0. Woo.

Well he's just wothless isn't he.

Hech HR?

 

Fuck, I was close!

hech bunts to the wall

...Guess that works as a bunt?

Let's go, Yelich, continue to hit lefties, please.

C'mon Yelich, could use another double here.

Hit Yelich with a pinch then have Lucas go Dartmouthdong.

WOO HOO!

WOW

Yeah, woo!

Yelly jelly!

Yelich, you're my hero.

this feels like a rockies game

this feels like a rockies game

Braves are up 10-8 over the Rockies right now. :lol They had a 7 run first inning and Rockies are just clawing back.

Braves are up 10-8 over the Rockies right now. :lol They had a 7 run first inning and Rockies are just clawing back.

10-8 now

this feels like a rockies game

nope. No Rockies here, nu uh no way. I don't like up and down topsyturvy rockies games, no I don't.

10-8 now

Unless they are against the Braves...then they're the best thing ever.

Hit Yelich with a pinch then have Lucas go Dartmouthdong.

Teehee.