monster fucking dong.

 

feed me, bae.

 

​*clears throat*

 

 

BIG G

 

 

​*clears throat*

 

​Unhinge your jaw like a snake so you can take more.

 

 

​*clears throat*

 

​Take all of it. 

 

 

KABOOOOOOM

 

 

WHEN IS GIANCARLO GONNA SHOW HIS DONG ALA LEBRON

 

ILL HANG UP AND LISTEN.

 

 

@SongInTheAir Stanton gave me the dong in our fantasy matchup this week, overmatched

 

 

WHEN IS GIANCARLO GONNA SHOW HIS DONG ALA LEBRON

 

ILL HANG UP AND LISTEN.

 

​Won't fit on the screen

 

 

 

​96 MPH Cutter?  

 

 

 

Damn..When would Stanton start living up to his contract

 

 

​what would blockbuster be?

 

We don't have those type of stores in the UK anymore. We learned how to stream or bottrent.

 

 

Vince probably booed that HR

 

 

ill send latos out now

 

short leash tho

 

 

Stanton and Latos are going to help me win $3 in Fanduel.

 

#swag

 

 

Vince probably booed that HR

 

​Vince is having the worst day ever, with Stanton having all 4 RBI.

 

 

@SongInTheAir Stanton gave me the dong in our fantasy matchup this week, overmatched

 

​

 

 

All I want to know now is if vince is convinced? 

 

 

Stanton is so overrated.

 

 

Stanton sucks

 

 

Stanton is the worst.

 

 

Stanton reminds me of Jeremy Hermida

 

 

Stanton reminds me of Jeremy Hermida

 

If only he was that good

 

 

Did Preston just call someone Kevin?

 

 

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Seriously. .Why in the world do they keep pitching to Stanton? 

 

Im thinking the slow start may be a blessing in disguise