I think we're averaging 1 run per game over the past 5 years of baseball.

 

 

This team gives new meaning to the word "suck"

 

 

Looking forward to a Marlin hitting a lazy fly ball.  Tired of seeing everyone but Stanton just roll over weak grounders EVERY F'IN TIME

 

 

I logged back in here solely to say that Haren walking back to the clubhouse after Dunn walked in the run was one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen.

 

Did he really? I missed that, but that doesn't bode well for "team morale" or "chemistry" or the other bullshit that the team is supposedly still okay with despite the lack of success. 

 

 

The way they're playing we won't even win one damn game against the Dodgers or Giants!

 

 

2 fucking hits.

 

Around this time I think Mike Redmond would walk around naked in the clubhouse to fire everyone up.

 

Will Dan Jennings show that kind of spirit for his team??

 

 

I'd love to say that Jose will fire up the team, but they still can't win games with 2 hits, regardless of how well he pitches.

 

 

"They're getting outplayed by a better team. That's the bottom line."

 

Gotta love Tommy Hutton lol.

 

 

I miss redmond, and i think the team would play better with him

 

 

"They're getting outplayed by a better team. That's the bottom line."

 

Gotta love Tommy Hutton lol.

 

And he's right.

 

 

Did he really? I missed that, but that doesn't bode well for "team morale" or "chemistry" or the other bullshit that the team is supposedly still okay with despite the lack of success. 

 

He did walk down the steps into the tunnel but he may have literally gone to piss or something because he was already back a couple minutes later when Carpenter was batting. So despite the first impression I doubt it hurts morale.

 

With that said someone should turn it into a funny gif with a "I'll see myself out now" caption.

 

 

There is just nothing more to say. Rock bottom or not, this team is just plain embarrassing. 

 

 

There is just nothing more to say. Rock bottom or not, this team is just plain embarrassing. 

 

I think we'll just perpetually fall forever. No rock bottom.

 

 

I think it's safe to assume there's absolutely nothing this team does well.

 

We lose a lot, but I don't know if we can say we do it well either.

 

I think you're right.

 

 

Solano! Now the Cardinals are in trouble!!!! LOL

 

 

Solano is NEVER a better option over Dietrich.

 

Solano is NEVER a better option over anyone, really. I think some of our pitchers are actually better hitters.

 

 

I look forward after todays loss to see what dee gordon will post on twitter!!! Oh oh and what play perry hill thinks is rad! Fuck this team.

 

 

How often do you guys think people call him, "Seth Anus"?

 

 

Even worse than the injuries is the underperformance. I never though Yelich could be this bad. 

 

 

Best moment of the night for the Marlins right there. And that's just sad.

 

 

And Hech goes deep. lol

 

 

ok let see who will in lineup this team 2016

 

 

this team only got two good hitter