Lance Lynn, Dan Haren.

 

How will we lose this one?

 

Also, I talked a lot of shit on the Solanos in this article, didn't think it was worth a main forum post though: Clickie Linkie

 

 

Fill 'er up again...

 

I watch because I hate myself.

 

lets have a good game.

 

 

Holy crap it's emptier here than in the ballpark.

 

With no one here to read my posts I feel like I can post anything, even my darkest secrets, because no one will read it.

 

I have actually selected Solano for my lineup in MLB The Show.

 

I once loved an unclean woman.

 

I did two hookers in Costa Rica during an earthquake.

 

I once masturbated using a nice ripe orange.

 

 

haha.  I don't post much but that, sir, is funny

 

 

and that kid missed that splintered bat by 1 seat.  Gotta figure the extended netting is going to happen next year.  No way MLB takes more risk or liability going forward...

 

 

Holy crap it's emptier here than in the ballpark.

 

With no one here to read my posts I feel like I can post anything, even my darkest secrets, because no one will read it.

 

I have actually selected Solano for my lineup in MLB The Show.

 

I once loved an unclean woman.

 

I did two hookers in Costa Rica during an earthquake.

 

I once masturbated using a nice ripe orange.

 

 

 

gotta take advantage here

 

 

I'm going to try and stay up and watch this. I've had a long day.

 

 

omg a Marlins hitter that takes pitches

 

 

this team  cannot move runners over for fucking shit

 

 

Fuck this offense...

 

 

Bad throw by Dietrich.

 

 

ump is a douche

 

 

Oh shit there's people here.?!

 

 

i fucking hate this offense

 

 

Best way to describe this season.... Like watching paint dry.

 

 

this offense can't be stopped!

 

 

last year was more watchable . and we upgraded this year lmao

 

 

Best way to describe this season.... Like watching paint dry.

 

Except for when the paint hits a ball 450 ft away.

 

 

Best way to describe this season.... Like watching paint dry.

 

Except when you watch paint dry, it eventually does indeed dry. When you watch the Marlins offense, nothing happens.

 

 

they make much better contact than our hitters

 

 

Screw it. Here's some music.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikMiQZF-mAY

 

this offense

 

 

 

It's funny how they talked about how they needed more energy when they fired Red. This team has never been more dead.