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Lazo to the bigs

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Marlins purchased the contract of LHP Raudel Lazo from Double-A Jacksonville.

Lazo, 26, earned the promotion after putting up a 1.96 ERA and 44/9 K/BB ratio over 41 1/3 innings between High- and Double-A this season. The Cuban defector will be making his major league debut when he gets into a game.

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God for him, he's been putting good numbers for a couple years now.

 

 

Yeah, but is he a grinder?

 

Well you know, there's only one... -the one and only, Dan Jennings!!!- but he's good.

 

 

Based on the title I thought this was Mat Latos' evil twin.

 

 

Funny story. 

 

(Well I'm sure it was not funny for him)

 

In about March 2014 I accompanied my buddy to do some repos. He has been a repo man for a while and I go out with him every now and then just for shits and giggles. 

 

So we so we are looking for a late model Nissan Maxima (maybe an Altima, don't remember) that is supposed to be a duplex in Coconut Grove. The registered owner had taken out a title loan on the car for like $4000 and was late on the payments. We find the car and hook it up. Mind you, it is about 3am on a weeknight. As we are dragging the car out of a driveway a half dressed woman in her 40's comes running out screaming. This lady was a total milf. Blonde hair, blue eyes, fair skin, fake boobs and ass, prototypical milf. She tells us that she took out the title loan but please to leave the car because her boyfriend does not know anything. Her boyfriend comes storming out and she starts completely denying any knowledge of the loan and blamed it on him. Her boyfriend, Raudel Lazo. He was wearing an Under Armour Marlins shirt and boxers. He was a very cool guy and understood that my buddy was just doing his job. While we are talking to him the woman is still screaming because my buddy had no choice but to tell him what she had done. We could not just tell him that we were taking the car just because. She then pretends to faint and Lazo catches her. I know it was fake because she was still supporting her own weight and she would open her eyes when he was not looking. As he is carrying her away her night gown lifts up and my friend and I are treated to a full view of her snatch and ass. Lazo comes back shortly and asks to take some equipment out of the car. He says he cannot believe he is going to be late to training again and worries that the team would let him go. 

 

Hope we he got rid of the lying bitch and wish him the best of luck. He was a very, very nice guy given the circumstances. 

 

 

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