Posted July 4, 20168 yr An agent asked me once if Admin is short for Lawrence or if Lawrence is short for Admin. What's your wackiest TSA story
July 4, 20168 yr Probably not that crazy but once I went up to TSA and my friends had drawn an old timey mustache on my drivers license photo. The lady had a sense of humor and was ragging on me for a bit without showing me the picture. Confused on what was happening my mind ran and I thought I was in some kind of trouble until my friends busted out laughing and the lady realized it was the friends prank and we all had a laugh.
July 4, 20168 yr Author They once also took me aside at the gate and asked me if I was going to Miami for business or pleasure. I said pleasure and they said "What do you need a laptop for then?" ... wtf?
July 4, 20168 yr They once also took me aside at the gate and asked me if I was going to Miami for business or pleasure. I said pleasure and they said "What do you need a laptop for then?" ... wtf? How else would you be getting that pleasure?
July 4, 20168 yr They once also took me aside at the gate and asked me if I was going to Miami for business or pleasure. I said pleasure and they said "What do you need a laptop for then?" ... wtf? I tell them I travel for business, and when they ask me what I do, I let them know i investigate fraud and waste. They leave me alone after that, the fucking frauds..
July 4, 20168 yr Author They go on the plane with you? Damnit. I have a near-death experience story too related to flying but that's another thread I am starting shortly
July 4, 20168 yr My son recently became a vegetarian and for some reason he brought a jar of peanut butter with his carry on, needless to say it was confiscated as it as roughly the same consistency of plastic explosives!
July 5, 20168 yr Author My son recently became a vegetarian and for some reason he brought a jar of peanut butter with his carry on, needless to say it was confiscated as it as roughly the same consistency of plastic explosives! Geez, they once threw my orange juice away. I was sad
July 5, 20168 yr Author TSA said they needed to pat me down. So I went with this guy and started the process. He said he felt something on my inner thigh and asked what it was. I said probably my dick because that's all I have down there. He didn't find that funny and I had to take my shorts off to prove it. Asked him if it was as good for him as it was for me, and left. TSA is a huge fucking waste. This story was hot as hell
July 5, 20168 yr "Have a good flight" "Thanks, you too." "Haha" "Fuck" I've done that at Marlins games. "Enjoy the game!" "You too!" ... "Wow I'm dumb."
July 5, 20168 yr Author I've done that at Marlins games. "Enjoy the game!" "You too!" ... "Wow I'm dumb." At least there, its a chance they may go in and watch the game at some point.
July 5, 20168 yr At least there, its a chance they may go in and watch the game at some point. Maybe.
July 5, 20168 yr My son recently became a vegetarian and for some reason he brought a jar of peanut butter with his carry on, needless to say it was confiscated as it as roughly the same consistency of plastic explosives! as a vegetarian for 15 years, i have never brought a jar of peanut butter...anywhere!! good for him though. Hope he sticks with it!
July 5, 20168 yr I've done that at Marlins games."Enjoy the game!" "You too!" ... "Wow I'm dumb." Last week for my bday I more than once told people "thanks same to you" when I was wished happy birthday
July 5, 20168 yr Last week for my bday I more than once told people "thanks same to you" when I was wished happy birthday Oh wow, so you are ... *does the math* 87 now?
July 5, 20168 yr Author Oh wow, so you are ... *does the math* 87 now? No chance he remembers his own age
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