42 minutes ago, GuitarPik said:

I’d say it’s very powerful and joy inducing. 

 

41 minutes ago, Rydawg said:

Well, if I knew it was your Dick, I wouldn't have complained. 

Showing these posts to my wife. At least someone appreciates me.

Bleier warming? Alright.

Cabrera, Thames, Harrison (Garcia) coming up next inning, so not the worst time to use him I guess.

Us: "Hey Jesus, wanna go for a run?"

Jesus: "Nah I just like walking, thanks."

This kid has a really good batter's eye

Jesus 2.0 is great 

6 minutes ago, SilverBullet said:

 

Showing these posts to my wife. At least someone appreciates me.

That won’t go the way you expect it to go. 

I hear Backus and think of the actor that player Mr. Howell and Mr. Magoo on tv

Just now, CyggyMarlin said:

I hear Backus and think of the actor that player Mr. Howell and Mr. Magoo on tv

I think of Biggus Dickus from Monty Python

7 minutes ago, SilverBullet said:

 

Showing these posts to my wife. At least someone appreciates me.

If you show a picture of Corey, does it count as a dick pic?

Just now, Michael said:

I think of Biggus Dickus from Monty Python

He has a wife you know...

Just now, CyggyMarlin said:

If you show a picture of Corey, does it count as a dick pic?

Yes

Come on Jorge. Damn. 

Wasted bases loaded coming?

Berti Bases Loaded.

Be Berti Batts right now.

 

Side note - respect to the PA guy for announcing our team names with enthusiasm since we're the home team for this one.

Aflac????

Wow Im used to Ball 3 there being called a strike

That 3-1 pitch was a ball two pitches ago ... Stop it, umps.

WTF?????

What's with these ultra delayed strike calls too?

I'll take it but it should still be bases loaded, still 5-3, and Villar up with one out.

Whatever.

2 minutes ago, CyggyMarlin said:

Aflac????

AFLAC!!!

I’m gonna lose my mind over these umps. 

Villar swings at the first pitch, and ...

 

... hits it foul.

 

I literally had the first part of this message typed well before the pitch.

Gotta love the swings at pitches 5 miles outside of the zone.

Gonna Suero at VR now