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Marlins looking to win at least one game in Los Angeles.

 Pablo Lopez is still looking for his first win of the season. He is currently 0-3 with 5 no decisions.

Dodgers going with Jimmy Nelson.

Jazz is back and leading off today!

Let's get this win!

 

McNeil and Conforto out with injuries today.

Jazz back.

Let's go on a run and flip the script.

1 minute ago, Major-Minor said:

McNeil and Conforto out with injuries today.

Jazz back.

Let's go on a run and flip the script.

flipping a script sounds like there will be a lot of papers to pick up off the floor

I have been thinking about BA and Cooper lately and then it hit me... Space Jam.

 

Maybe a group of puny, interstellar aliens sucked out all of their talent in order to compete in a baseball tournament. Only explanation that makes sense really.

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I'd be fine with it if they flip Isan Diaz for Jon Berti in the lineup today. 😂

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2 minutes ago, FishFan95 said:

I have been thinking about BA and Cooper lately and then it hit me... Space Jam.

 

Maybe a group of puny, interstellar aliens sucked out all of their talent in order to compete in a baseball tournament. Only explanation that makes sense really.

Based on my knowledge of Space Jam.. I'm not exactly sure that BA and Cooper would be their first(or second or third or tenth) choice to suck talent out of. 😂

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5 minutes ago, SirFishFan said:

Based on my knowledge of Space Jam.. I'm not exactly sure that BA and Cooper would be their first(or second or third or tenth) choice to suck talent out of. 😂

Maybe the other team owners paid the aliens off to skip over their team. Jeter being cheap and all, they had free reign here. They did it before the season. They did not do Marte or Dick because they had down years last year with us. The did not know who Jazz or Miggy were because they play for the Marlins. They flipped a coin on Cooper vs Aguilar. BA was the only logical choice given his track record.

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11 minutes ago, FishFan95 said:

Maybe the other team owners paid the aliens off to skip over their team. Jeter being cheap and all, they had free reign here. They did it before the season. They did not do Marte or Dick because they had down years last year with us. The did not know who Jazz or Miggy were because they play for the Marlins. They flipped a coin on Cooper vs Aguilar. BA was the only logical choice given his track record.

Also, they thought that Berti could literally fly and that would give them a defensive advantage so they took his too just to be safe.

Why are both Miggy and Aggy out of the lineup today?  With a day off tomorrow?  Don shows no fucking urgency. Its not like we are in desperate need of a win or anything.  I'm quickly starting to jump on the fire Don bandwagon. 

5 minutes ago, Rydawg said:

Why are both Miggy and Aggy out of the lineup today?  With a day off tomorrow?  Don shows no fucking urgency. Its not like we are in desperate need of a win or anything.  I'm quickly starting to jump on the fire Don bandwagon. 

This is the Don Mattingly way!

Rojas I get because he seemed to hurt his hand a little the other day. Aguilar? No real reason. "But they can get two days off!" Not a good enough reason.

7 minutes ago, Rydawg said:

Why are both Miggy and Aggy out of the lineup today?  With a day off tomorrow?  Don shows no fucking urgency. Its not like we are in desperate need of a win or anything.  I'm quickly starting to jump on the fire Don bandwagon. 

Probably the same reason Coop is hitting 2nd. Donnie does not understand situational managing.

And I might not be able to watch because Bally Sports streaming site is awful. 🙂

2 minutes ago, Michael said:

This is the Don Mattingly way!

Rojas I get because he seemed to hurt his hand a little the other day. Aguilar? No real reason. "But they can get two days off!" Not a good enough reason.

Every Sunday is an Aggy Arepa rest for Don it seems...

We got Jazz!!! This should be an EZ win for us!!!!! Letssss gooi

Every time I try to start the game, it puts on Rays Live postgame. I freaking hate the Bally Sports app.

JAZZ YOU LOOK SEXY EVEN STRIKING OUT

3 minutes ago, Michael said:

And Cooper is batting second. Nice.

I want to give this a thumbs down... not because of what you said but because Dumb Donald keeps doing the same shit

2 minutes ago, Ema2R said:

Every Sunday is an Aggy Arepa rest for Don it seems...

to be fair, Jesus is usually pretty busy on Sunday

Solid double by Coop! 

1 minute ago, FishFan95 said:

Every time I try to start the game, it puts on Rays Live postgame. I freaking hate the Bally Sports app.

I don't even want to watch now. Mattingly and the FO show absolutely no urgency with the team decisions. I probably would have not even tried if Jazz was not available, the the fact that I have to put so much effort to even start the stream just makes me want to tune this one out.

I think Im gonna stay with the Doyers feed on the TV... 🤷🏻‍♂️

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