SonOfJack Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 I have returned for the matinee to help us avoid the sweep. Hernandez on the mound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Booooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hovertical Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 WE CAN'T LOSE! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SongInTheAir Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 lmao this lineup  1. Berti 3B 2. Aguilar 1B 3. Soler LF 4. Cooper DH 5. Anderson RF 6. Jazz 2B 7. Rojas SS 8. De La Cruz CF 9. Henry C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SongInTheAir Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 2 hours ago, hovertical said: WE CAN'T LOSE! I feel like Don Mattingly will do his best to prove otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfJack Posted May 4, 2022 Author Share Posted May 4, 2022 Does Don pick names out of a hat for the lineup and the order? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 I know we're facing a lefty but what the hell has happened to Wendle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SongInTheAir Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Just now, Michael said: I know we're facing a lefty but what the hell has happened to Wendle? He's probably grounded. Don Mattingly is a cop. The biggest issue with Joey Wendle is that he isn't Jon Berti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfJack Posted May 4, 2022 Author Share Posted May 4, 2022 1 minute ago, Michael said: I know we're facing a lefty but what the hell has happened to Wendle? They said general soreness 3 days ago, but this is just reminding me of 2021 where we'd play a man or 2 down for a week at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 1 minute ago, SonOfJack said: They said general soreness 3 days ago, but this is just reminding me of 2021 where we'd play a man or 2 down for a week at times. Seriously ... "Yeah Andy's got a sore shoulder, he'll be fine soon." (2 weeks) "OK so yeah his shoulder's actually fuuuuucked ..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishFan95 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 What everyone seems to forget about the D-Backs from last year was that they were hovering around the .500 mark in early May when they cam into Miami. I think they were either 1 game over or one game under. We swept them. That was the start of their tailspin. That was the start of their historic 24 game road losing streak. We initiated their downfall and I fear that they may have returned the favor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfJack Posted May 4, 2022 Author Share Posted May 4, 2022 Don't play ball, that way we can't lose 😞 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishFan95 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, SonOfJack said: Don't play ball, that way we can't lose 😞 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hovertical Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Michael said: I know we're facing a lefty but what the hell has happened to Wendle? Don probably lost the dart with Wendles name on it when he throws them at the board before each game. Someone should check under the couch cushions for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmc523 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 1 hour ago, SonOfJack said: Does Don pick names out of a hat for the lineup and the order? It’s a spinning wheel.  Where it stops nobody knows.  People playing multiple positions simultaneously ?  Sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 1 minute ago, rmc523 said: It’s a spinning wheel.  Where it stops nobody knows.  People playing multiple positions simultaneously ?  Sure! "We have Jesus Sanchez in center field and shortstop and DH." "You can't do that Don." "Yes I can, he's a lefty hitter and the pitcher is right handed." "No, tha--" "See you can't argue it." Don turns around with a giant grin and begins skipping towards the dugout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 We scored before the seventh!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfJack Posted May 4, 2022 Author Share Posted May 4, 2022 FLY BIRDIE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishFan95 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Reminds me of when Miggy went deep against Mad Bum last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hovertical Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Don is a genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hovertical Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Odds that Soler whiffs on some slow shit way outside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Good news - Soler actually hit a ball on the outside corner to right field. Bad news - Pretty bad swing on the 2-0 pitch, as if he thought the ball was going to be a lot closer to him. Also bad news - he didn't hit it well the other way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Just now, hovertical said: Odds that Soler whiffs on some slow shit way outside? Yeah he basically did that on the 2-0 fastball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 How big do Herrera and Bumgarner think the zone is? Herrera's been trying to "frame" balls in the left handed batter's box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 LOL BUMGARNER YOU TOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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