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April 14 - dbags at Marlene’s

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Excited for the Sun Tan Series. A marquee matchup, major rivalry here. I've had this one circled on my calendar since the 2023 schedule was first announced. 

14 minutes ago, SilverBullet said:

Excited for the Sun Tan Series. A marquee matchup, major rivalry here. I've had this one circled on my calendar since the 2023 schedule was first announced. 

Can't believe it isn't on national TV

58 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

Can't believe it isn't on national TV

Too prestigious for national TV. It's probably on pay per view. 

30 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

THE SUN TAN SERIES?? THE ROOF IS CLOSED?

This rivalry is so hot, fans will get tans just from the action on the field. Opening the roof would be too risky to allow that much extra heat into the ballpark. 

7 hours ago, pollythewog said:

THE SUN TAN SERIES?? THE ROOF IS CLOSED?

Let's compare Arizona and Miami things: Orange blonde bimbos named Nikki vs BBL hoop earring gold-digging latinas? Who does it better?

Edited by Entendu

17 hours ago, pollythewog said:

Putting my undefeated game thread streak on the line once again, for you my people

Ban if we lose?

8 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

And also ban if we win

Just to be safe we should agree to ban him if it ends in a tie as well. 

Yo is that lineup a prank???

Imagine promoting seeing Jazz vs his former team and then not having him in the lineup. 

And how do you rest both Jazz and Arraez on the same day?

3 minutes ago, SilverBullet said:

Yo is that lineup a prank???

Imagine promoting seeing Jazz vs his former team and then not having him in the lineup. 

And how do you rest both Jazz and Arraez on the same day?

And after an off day

It's the unwritten rule that I just wrote that says that opposing teams can have no more than one additional Z in their starting lineup than the other team. So for example if the Diamondbacks had just one player with a Z in their lineup the Marlins could only have a maximum of two players with a Z and so on.

Since the Diamondbacks have 0 players with a Z in their starting lineup, the Marlins can only have one Z for this game. And of course because it's the Marlins they picked De La Cruz.

Edited by SirFishFan

15 minutes ago, SirFishFan said:

It's the unwritten rule that I just wrote that says that opposing teams can have no more than one additional Z in their starting lineup than the other team. So for example if the Diamondbacks had just one player with a Z in their lineup the Marlins could only have a maximum of two players with a Z and so on.

Since the Diamondbacks have 0 players with a Z in their starting lineup, the Marlins can only have one Z for this game. And of course because it's the Marlins they picked De La Cruz.

There's two Zs in Jazz. Fuck! 

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