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Marlinsbaseball.com The Movie!

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So as most of you know. I enjoy writing Marlinsbaseball.com fan fiction.

So I thought, why not a movie based on this forum.

Here are some of my preliminary ideas for the cast:

Michael will be played by Logan Paul:

Happy Logan Paul GIF by DAZN

 

SonofJack/Admin will be played by Ed Harris:

Truman Show Reaction GIF by Laff

 

SilverBullet will be played by Ben Stein:

matthew broderick school GIF

 

PollytheWog will be played by Meryl Streep:

meryl streep GIF by Golden Globes

 

SirFishFan will be played by Adam Sandler:

Adam Sandler Reaction GIF

 

Das will be played by Walter the puppet:

jeff dunham lol GIF

 

RMC will be played chubby Chris Pratt from Parks and Rec era:

Happy Parks And Rec GIF

 

TaiwanMarlins will be played by Simu Liu:

happy simu liu GIF by Kim's Convenience

 

Rydawg will be played by Vincent D'Onofrio:

High Hopes Laughing GIF by Godfather of Harlem

Hovertical will be played by CSI Miami's David Caruso:

Csi Miami Sunglasses GIF

Mistikol87 will be played by Andy Samberg:

andy samberg jake peralta GIF by Brooklyn Nine-Nine

 

The rest of the members I forgot to mention will be played by the all the fans who go to the games:

Austin Dean Beer GIF by Storyful

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yep, you did just waste 2 minute reading this post.

 

🤣

 

 

Haha, I don't hate it.

 

This is also hilarious because some of these castings could either be spot on, or could be wildly off.

4 minutes ago, Michael said:

Why am I Logan Paul and not someone less assholey?

I mean I guess I'll be portrayed by someone freakishly athletic so ... I guess.

 

Admins are typically assholes....

 

 

happy birthday GIF

 

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Just now, SilverBullet said:

@TaiwanMarlins being played by Simu Liu is really gonna increase the budget on this thing. Who the hell is bankrolling this movie???

I’m assuming VIP memberships and Bananas.

This is like uncanny good, it makes me think we all have projected some very clear personalities here.

Das as Walter is genius, for anyone who doesn't know Walter go look him up, it's Das to a T.

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Just now, SilverBullet said:

This is like uncanny good, it makes me think we all have projected some very clear personalities here.

Das as Walter is genius, for anyone who doesn't know Walter go look him up, it's Das to a T.

Well, over the almost 3 years I have been a member of this forum. I have kind of noticed a little bit of each persons personality from reading everyone’s posts over this time. So I tried to pick how I would picture you guys. Even though I haven’t seen any of you. Well, maybe Michael on Twitter awhile back I think doing some deadlifts at the gym. 😂

29 minutes ago, SirFishFan said:

maybe Michael on Twitter awhile back I think doing some deadlifts at the gym.

That's actually a stunt double that he hires for social media likes.

2 hours ago, hovertical said:

 

Admins are typically assholes....

 

 

happy birthday GIF

 

Thank you for staying in character too.

BTW:

 

Season 5 Flirt GIF by Parks and Recreation

 

See what I did there....

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4 hours ago, SirFishFan said:

SonofJack/Admin will be played by Ed Harris:

Truman Show Reaction GIF by Laff

I love it how I wrote “SonofJack/Admin” and no one batted an eye. 😂😂😂😂😂

Just now, SirFishFan said:

I love it how I wrote “SonofJack/Admin” and no one batted an eye. 😂😂😂😂😂

We know your schtick at this point. 

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1 minute ago, Michael said:

We know your schtick at this point. 

I picked that picture specifically, because in my story/movie that’s how I picture SonOfJack as the Admin, standing there with a headset in front of a wall of screens watching all the new posts come in. 😂

1 minute ago, SirFishFan said:

I picked that picture specifically, because in my story/movie that’s how I picture SonOfJack as the Admin, standing there with a headset in front of a wall of screens watching all the new posts come in. 😂

Season 3 Finale GIF by Westworld HBO

33 minutes ago, SirFishFan said:

I love it how I wrote “SonofJack/Admin” and no one batted an eye. 😂😂😂😂😂

batting an eye sounds painful

LOL I can live with that. 

Just made it my profile pic.

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