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Take your time Jazz.

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On 6/13/2023 at 8:35 PM, SirFishFan said:

Just kidding I eat all my meals at McDonalds/Taco Bell unfortunately.

I'm surprised you eat your meals there, you seem like a drive thru every time type of guy to me. 

12 minutes ago, SilverBullet said:

I'm surprised you eat your meals there, you seem like a drive thru every time type of guy to me. 

Yeah, you’re correct I should have clarified. I eat at those places in the parking lot in my car after going through the drive through.

6 minutes ago, SirFishFan said:

Yeah, you’re correct I should have clarified. I eat at those places in the parking lot in my car after going through the drive through.

There ya go.

Like all us good socially awkward people do.

6 hours ago, SilverBullet said:

There ya go.

Like all us good socially awkward people do.

“No personal attacks.” - Michael

@Michael I would like to request a 10 game suspension for @SilverBullet for making fun of me for eating Taco Bell everyday in my car in the McDonalds Parking Lot.

 

Yes, I go to both places since they are almost next to each other. Get my tacos and then eat them in the McDonalds parking lot, then I go to the Mc Drive Thru and get an ice coffee to wash them down with.

 

2 hours ago, SirFishFan said:

“No personal attacks.” - Michael

@Michael I would like to request a 10 game suspension for @SilverBullet for making fun of me for eating Taco Bell everyday in my car in the McDonalds Parking Lot.

I have to speak to Vesia and Lewin first then we will reconvene in center field with Jazz for a final decision.

2 hours ago, SirFishFan said:

“No personal attacks.” - Michael

@Michael I would like to request a 10 game suspension for @SilverBullet for making fun of me for eating Taco Bell everyday in my car in the McDonalds Parking Lot.

 

Yes, I go to both places since they are almost next to each other. Get my tacos and then eat them in the McDonalds parking lot, then I go to the Mc Drive Thru and get an ice coffee to wash them down with.

 

I support this request 

7 hours ago, Michael said:

I have to speak to Vesia and Lewin first then we will reconvene in center field with Jazz for a final decision.

Only thing left to do is to tell your friend that knows Craig Mish about it and maybe Craig Mish can report on that meeting.

 

And...

That just about covers all the @Michael memes I have created. 😂

Edited by SirFishFan

21 minutes ago, SirFishFan said:

Only thing left to do is to tell your friend that knows Craig Mish about it and maybe Craig Mish can report on that meeting.

 

And...

That just about covers all the @Michael memes I have created. 😂

Why did you tag me in a post you were already quoting me in?

Banned for redundancy.

Just now, Michael said:

Why did you tag me in a post you were already quoting me in?

Banned for redundancy.

I saw that I already quoted you in that post so I wanted to tag you in that post that I already quoted you in as I saw.

2 minutes ago, SirFishFan said:

I saw that I already quoted you in that post so I wanted to tag you in that post that I already quoted you in as I saw.

Banned for redundancy.

... Wait.

5 minutes ago, Michael said:

Banned for redundancy.

FUCK.

Self ban.

Back to this topic, so the Marlins are on a winning record without Jazz and today's broadcast said the Fish are 13-4 in games that Johnathan Davis starts... these cherry picked stats are so stupid. That implies we can just replace Jazz with Davis full time and be a better team. Its not what the broadcast said but plenty of people would read it that way. That's not how this works but I'm sure some people would believe it. 

15 minutes ago, SilverBullet said:

Back to this topic, so the Marlins are on a winning record without Jazz and today's broadcast said the Fish are 13-4 in games that Johnathan Davis starts... these cherry picked stats are so stupid. That implies we can just replace Jazz with Davis full time and be a better team. Its not what the broadcast said but plenty of people would read it that way. That's not how this works but I'm sure some people would believe it. 

Real ones know that we've played the easiest bit of our schedule with Jazz out.

Jazz will be necessary in the harder games upcoming.

4 minutes ago, Michael said:

Real ones know that we've played the easiest bit of our schedule with Jazz out.

Jazz will be necessary in the harder games upcoming.

Godathan plays elite defense (eye test and metrics) in CF tho

13 minutes ago, Michael said:

 

Jazz will be necessary in the harder games upcoming.

seems like an odd thing to do for everyones walkup music - not sure how that will translate to more wins.

Just now, hovertical said:

seems like an odd thing to do for everyones walkup music - not sure how that will translate to more wins.

Gets everyone calm and clears their mind before the at bat. More focus on the pitches.

Just now, Michael said:

Gets everyone calm and clears their mind before the at bat. More focus on the pitches.

well, you didn't say smooth jazz....there's some pretty jarring uptemp stuff out there.  again, please further clarify your idiotic statement you sniveling twatburger.  ❤️

17 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

I thought being a real fan was frowned upon

Someone dig up that old thread about real fans don't support this team please. 

10 minutes ago, hovertical said:

well, you didn't say smooth jazz....there's some pretty jarring uptemp stuff out there.  again, please further clarify your idiotic statement you sniveling twatburger.  ❤️

How about I clarify my foot up your ass?

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