Well alrighty.

Just now, mrchainsaw said:

That GIDP was the most predictable thing ever

Agreed, but it's not really fair here when the ump put him in a pitchers count. Should have bases loaded and no outs when he came upon top of that. 

Just checked. The umpire has called 7 balls out of the zone strikes against the Marlins and none against the Phillies. He has called 1 ball to the Phillies that was in the zone (though there were 2 that were too close to call on gameday) and 3 balls to the Marlins that were in the zone.

If you ranked all the hitters in these lineups, at what point do the Marlins get a second player on the list?

1. Harper

2. Arraez

3. Turner

4. Realmuto

5. Schwarber

6. Castellanos

7. Soler here maybe?

So 5 of the top 6 hitters on just one of the rosters.

https://x.com/j_mcpherson1126/status/1709742031856083449?s=46 

Try not to get picked off

Jon Berti hit by pitch. Strike 2 called.

Wtf is that add on the mound?  Weed?

For the love of cod get a catcher with a positive WAR next year

Okay why the fuck is Berti not running

Hell.

Just now, LordMagnus said:

Okay why the fuck is Berti not running

Cause he got picked off like a dumb last time.

Dead men walking

Stallings is fucking pathetic. He doesn’t even run hard. Despicable. I don’t want to see him in a marlins uniform ever again.

Just now, mystikol87 said:

Stallings is fucking pathetic. He doesn’t even run hard.

Buddy, that ... that is him running hard.

 

He's just that slow.

Just now, Michael said:

Cause he got picked off like a dumb last time.

I get it but with Stallings runs like he's got shit in his pants.  Who didn't see that coming?

2 minutes ago, LordMagnus said:

Wtf is that add on the mound?  Weed?

Tequila but I see what you see too 😆 

1 minute ago, Michael said:

Cause he got picked off like a dumb last time.

I know but Skip has to send him or bunt Stallings to bring to of the order up. That DP was almost guaranteed to happen. 

Just now, Rydawg said:

I know but Skip has to send him or bunt Stallings to bring to of the order up. That DP was almost guaranteed to happen. 

Hit n run attempt, yes.

You don't bunt here, though.

1 minute ago, Michael said:

Buddy, that ... that is him running hard.

 

He's just that slow.

Not sure why stallings even starting this game?

I feel like worse than losing this game would be not showing what the Marlins can actually do. Like we look like a complete joke and we're way better than this. There's essentially nothing impressive about their performance. 

Robertson again? Lol

When was the last time Robertson went 3 innings?

Why is Robertson still pitching at 30 pitches?

Has Robertson ever gone 3 innings?