January 23, 20242 yr Author 9 minutes ago, hovertical said: Wtf is this role lol Considering what Driveline does, I imagine it's working on grips and the "shape" of pitches, and how to implement them and tunnel them with other pitches. Like throwing a four seamer just outside for a ball then throwing a cutter aiming at the exact same spot hoping to break it on to the edge of the plate for a strike, hoping the batter doesn't swing because he recognized the "same" pitch coming in.
January 23, 20242 yr Pitching strategist? Here’s a good pitching strategy.. Sign some fucking good pitchers.
January 23, 20242 yr 2 minutes ago, SirFishFan said: Sign some fucking good pitchers. Whoa, hire this guy
January 23, 20242 yr 1 minute ago, Admin said: Someone give me a good headline for my story on Mann being hired You mean the story that I’m not allowed to read? 😔
January 23, 20242 yr 2 minutes ago, SirFishFan said: You mean the story that I’m not allowed to read? 😔 Nobody could read it but me, I am writing stories for myself. I want to have a backlog of content when the section launches rather than start it off empty. It is a strategic decision. I am trying to be hired as a new strategist with the Marlins.
January 23, 20242 yr That's fine an dandy that they hired this guy.....but it'd be nice to hire some actual.....you know....... players....
January 23, 20242 yr 2 minutes ago, rmc523 said: That's fine an dandy that they hired this guy.....but it'd be nice to hire some actual.....you know....... players.... Someone hire this guy!
January 23, 20242 yr 28 minutes ago, Admin said: Someone give me a good headline for my story on Mann being hired Marlins Mann Up Marlins Staff No longer Down a Mann Alternative title...Marlins Manngled Offseason Continues
January 23, 20242 yr Author 33 minutes ago, Admin said: Someone give me a good headline for my story on Mann being hired Headline: "Come on, Mann!" Byline: "Marlins continue signing office people rather than players."
January 23, 20242 yr Author 4 minutes ago, Michael said: Headline: "Come on, Mann!" Byline: "Marlins continue signing office people rather than players." Full article: "Marlins hire their 96th assistant of the offseason, a new MLB record. Maybe. Unconfirmed. Most notable player addition remains Vidal Brunan. Or maybe Calvin Faucher. Or possibly Christian Bethancourt. It's hard to say."
January 23, 20242 yr 1 minute ago, Michael said: Full article: "Marlins hire their 96th assistant of the offseason, a new MLB record. Maybe. Unconfirmed. Most notable player addition remains Vidal Brunan. Or maybe Calvin Faucher. Or possibly Christian Bethancourt. It's hard to say." Stop leaking my stories
January 23, 20242 yr 4 minutes ago, Michael said: Full article: "Marlins hire their 96th assistant of the offseason, a new MLB record. Maybe. Unconfirmed. Most notable player addition remains Vidal Brunan. Or maybe Calvin Faucher. Or possibly Christian Bethancourt. It's hard to say." Christian Bethancourt is the only one of those players I’ve heard of, but come to think of it, it was probably on this forum that I heard of him from that thread that was made when they signed him.
January 23, 20242 yr 35 minutes ago, Admin said: Someone hire this guy! I used to work for @sonofjack and he just paid me in bananas, and I still had to watch him walk around the office in his underwear while vacuuming. Do you offer better benefits than him?
January 23, 20242 yr Just now, SirFishFan said: I used to work for @sonofjack and he just paid me in bananas, and I still had to watch him walk around the office in his underwear while vacuuming. Do you offer better benefits than him? Yeah but I work in the nude
January 23, 20242 yr 1 hour ago, SirFishFan said: Pitching strategist? Here’s a good pitching strategy.. Sign some fucking good pitchers. Also good strategy: Throw fucking strikes.
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