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Hypothetical Jazz trade to Braves

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Glass Chisholm for JR Richard, Nacho Alvarez Jr., and Drue Hackenberg.

Any chance we could get this return?  They are desperate for another OF.

I'm sure there will be 15 nacho jokes as replies so save your breath.

11 minutes ago, TheMarlinsProject said:

Glass Chisholm for JR Richard, Nacho Alvarez Jr., and Drue Hackenberg.

Any chance we could get this return?  They are desperate for another OF.

I'm sure there will be 15 nacho jokes as replies so save your breath.

Don't get chippy with me, bub 

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you are one of the diehards sir.  value your opinion even if I disagree with it.  

I wish you were as funny as you think you are.  

one day i'll buy beers at a marlin game.  will probably be in Vegas though since i've already been to that hellhole in Phoenix, lol.

obviously we aren't winning this year, but next year is feasible if bendix pulls a miracle ng trade or I buy the team.  your call.

9 hours ago, TheMarlinsProject said:

I wish you were as funny as you think you are.  

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5 minutes ago, rmc523 said:

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Yeah, that was a harsh fact to read at 3am when I'm at my lowest. He also called my city a hellhole 😂 

But...I'm supposed to be Horatio Cane so I mean it's pretty accurate so I won't demand a ban from the mods.

 

 

9 hours ago, TheMarlinsProject said:

Glass Chisholm for JR Richard, Nacho Alvarez Jr., and Drue Hackenberg.

Any chance we could get this return?  They are desperate for another OF.

I'm sure there will be 15 nacho jokes as replies so save your breath.

I'm going to assume your phone autocorrected JR Ritchie to JR Richard there but I don't think there's a snowflakes chance in hell (or Phoenix since it's a hellhole after all) that the Braves would part with that package of players.

Would I take it? Absolutely. Jokes aside Nacho has a decent hit skill and plays plus defense at SS so I'd probably be happy with just him and another prospect somewhere further down the list. I also like they aren't all guys who are already 25 and just breaking into AA ball which is what we seem to like trading for.

But no, I don't see the Braves giving us two of these guys let alone all 3 - especially for Jazz.

2 hours ago, hovertical said:

But no, I don't see the Braves giving us two of these guys let alone all 3 - especially for Jazz.

What about for Country?

7 minutes ago, mrchainsaw said:

What about for Country?

You might be onto something there but it would have to be none of the new pop country bullshit

2 minutes ago, hovertical said:

You might be onto something there but it would have to be none of the new pop country bullshit

Well it is Atlanta, those morons love that s*** up there.

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5 hours ago, hovertical said:

I'm going to assume your phone autocorrected JR Ritchie to JR Richard there but I don't think there's a snowflakes chance in hell (or Phoenix since it's a hellhole after all) that the Braves would part with that package of players.

Would I take it? Absolutely. Jokes aside Nacho has a decent hit skill and plays plus defense at SS so I'd probably be happy with just him and another prospect somewhere further down the list. I also like they aren't all guys who are already 25 and just breaking into AA ball which is what we seem to like trading for.

But no, I don't see the Braves giving us two of these guys let alone all 3 - especially for Jazz.

yes think it was autocorrect. loved ritchie's stuff and wish we would have drafted him.

good insight from you.

and to be fair my city is just as much if not more of a hellhole than phoenix.

1 hour ago, TheMarlinsProject said:

yes think it was autocorrect. loved ritchie's stuff and wish we would have drafted him.

good insight from you.

and to be fair my city is just as much if not more of a hellhole than phoenix.

I can say I love living here FAR more than I did with 20 years of living in Florida. That's the real hellhole and I hope I never have to move back there.

2 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

Jazz in a Braves uniform would make me puke don’t care what the return is

Meh. Some people enjoy puking.

23 hours ago, hovertical said:

I can say I love living here FAR more than I did with 20 years of living in Florida. That's the real hellhole and I hope I never have to move back there.

Not sure what part of Florida you've lived in, but South Florida is a great place to live.

56 minutes ago, Rydawg said:

Not sure what part of Florida you've lived in, but South Florida is a great place to live.

Humidity is literally hell. Hard pass. If it's humid it's an awful place to live.

1 hour ago, rmc523 said:

what a sole criteria - humid or not = good/bad place to live lol

not the sole criteria - but if a place is humid it's automatically a hellhole. 

if a place doesn't have humidity other factors may be taken into account before determining if it's good or bad.

On 5/31/2024 at 4:23 PM, pollythewog said:

He’s right tho!

I mean, it's his preference.  There isn't a right or wrong answer.  I'm used to the humidity. It's not even a factor for me. 

 Personally, I love South Florida and the weather is a big part of it.  I love living near the ocean and the beaches.  

I'll take this humidity over the cold any day.  We have maybe 2 weeks a year where the weather is under 50 degrees? I can play golf year round.  I can use my pool year round.

It's just my preference.  I understand why you don't like it though. 

10 minutes ago, Rydawg said:

I mean, it's his preference.  There isn't a right or wrong answer.  I'm used to the humidity. It's not even a factor for me. 

 Personally, I love South Florida and the weather is a big part of it.  I love living near the ocean and the beaches.  

I'll take this humidity over the cold any day.  We have maybe 2 weeks a year where the weather is under 50 degrees? I can play golf year round.  I can use my pool year round.

It's just my preference.  I understand why you don't like it though. 

I mean I did spend the first nearly 30 years of my life living in humidity and I never got used to it and I craved the two weeks or so a year when it would actually be comfortable enough to open windows and not have the AC set to 68. 

I had a childhood friend that I've known since I was 5 recently move here from Tampa after living most of his life in Florida as well all because of the humidity. He just got tired of it lol. 

I also love mountains and couldn't care less about a beach. So between that, humidity, and the awful traffic that has only gotten worse post-covid years? Yeah, no brainer of a decision for me to stay the hell away from there! 

P.S.  as someone who also wears prescription glasses - i really enjoy not having my glasses fog up every single time i leave an air conditioned room to venture outside.  Finally, I dont have to deal with mosquitos here either lol - like, at all.  It's glorious! 

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