24 minutes ago, Admin said:

Please don't encourage him

Betting yours and the cats food and shampoo money for the next 6 months on the over

2 hours ago, hovertical said:

You gonna join me on betting the over on Skenes K's?

I’m in for a Benjamin. I do think they pull him after 5ip most likely is probably the only wrinkle here

15 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

I’m in for a Benjamin. I do think they pull him after 5ip most likely is probably the only wrinkle here

He struck out 7 in 4.2 innings in a spring start recently so may only need 5 anyway.

GL!

2 hours ago, pollythewog said:

Have you seen the lineup they’re putting out there? There are multiple AAA lineups that look better

Oh I'm happy sales must be terrible.

I think attendance last year had a hangover effect from the playoff year for casual fans that randomly show up at the park. While they had a decrease of attendance in 2024 vs. 2023, I think it'll be an even more sizable drop with people knowing the team was bad last year, and them not doing anything this year. At least, one can hope lol.

Maybe it'll convince Bruce to sell.

Graham Pauley is coming up to replace Norby who is going on the IL.

I really hope they give him substantial at-bats to see if he can cut it instead of Wagaman or Bride.

Don't know much about the new signing from Phillies. His numbers don't look very impressive. Sounds like they gave up cash, hopefully they didn't give up a young prospect. I'm still haunted by them giving away Santiago Suarez.

6 minutes ago, TheMarlinsProject said:

Graham Pauley is coming up to replace Norby who is going on the IL.

I don't trust guys who have last names first and first names last.

1 hour ago, rmc523 said:

Oh I'm happy sales must be terrible.

I think attendance last year had a hangover effect from the playoff year for casual fans that randomly show up at the park. While they had a decrease of attendance in 2024 vs. 2023, I think it'll be an even more sizable drop with people knowing the team was bad last year, and them not doing anything this year. At least, one can hope lol.

Maybe it'll convince Bruce to sell.

really hoping for like 3k attendance per game by June at the latest. Really hoping they have the lowest attendance ever. Would be AMAZING to see them only have something like 500k for the entire season (since fans of better traveling teams will still show up obv).

Oh they def gonna monitor his IP so they can trade him and he can pitch deeper into post season

1 hour ago, hovertical said:

I don't trust guys who have last names first and first names last.

Good thing you don't have to worry about ole Garrett Braxton until next year.

Taking the over on Stowers, Bride, and fortes 3.5 HR

13 hours ago, hovertical said:

really hoping for like 3k attendance per game by June at the latest. Really hoping they have the lowest attendance ever. Would be AMAZING to see them only have something like 500k for the entire season (since fans of better traveling teams will still show up obv).

The sad thing is, it won't spur Bruce to do anything different, it'll just be another excuse for him to spend even less.

One of Sandy’s last starts as marlin 🫡

I think he'll get 7 starts before being traded. That's my prediction.

I guess I should have paid more attention during the offseason but the lineup today is such an embarrassment.

Edwards is the only legit MLB player there. Others are AAAA talent.

23 minutes ago, WSE said:

I guess I should have paid more attention during the offseason but the lineup today is such an embarrassment.

Edwards is the only legit MLB player there. Others are AAAA talent.

Jeremy Hermida was AAAA talent. Hermida would be the second best player in this lineup behind X....it's not even AAAA talent

3 hours ago, pollythewog said:

Taking the over on Stowers, Bride, and fortes 3.5 HR

For the season combined?

I told myself I wouldn't watch any games this year, but here I am activating my tmobile mlb tv sub and excited for opening day overall. I need another losing streak to start the season so I can move on with my life for another year.

5 minutes ago, Trade Ya Mama said:

I told myself I wouldn't watch any games this year, but here I am activating my tmobile mlb tv sub and excited for opening day overall. I need another losing streak to start the season so I can move on with my life for another year.

Such a cuck <3

I am sick today (come to your own conclusions as to whether my state of delerium impacted the prediction I just made in the Season Prediction thread). Which means that I won't miss any of the action today as I have left work.

Poor skenes about to experience a sophomore slump having to deal with this lineup

Where’s bender???

After seeing the lineup: Marlins win 14-7 (Sandy gives up 1 ER in 6 IP)

Derek hill against RHP (the best one in league mind you) is certainly a choice. Daddy dix intentional tank in action