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Orlando Rays

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  1. Miller at Coors...seems so wrong! LOL what about when Miller pitches at Busch Stadium? And is it right if he pitches at Miller Park? The Marlins would own the Brewers like South Africa owns Miller. :mischief
  2. http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2008/jul/01...llpark-lawsuit/ New trial date: July 9 And she is reconsidering earlier motions, including Braman's denied request for the team's financials.
  3. Another day, another walkoff.
  4. Wow. The "ultimate opportunist" got out-opportunized. Guess CM Punk really is the new face of RAW.
  5. Third cousin? Don't think about it. Just do it !! :shifty I think he implied he already did. :mischief
  6. The catwalk is imminently possible, too. :mis2 Though a balk would be the ultimate example of "folding under pressure". Sounds like something Joba would do. :mischief
  7. Just for the record, the "cousin" I dated is HOT. Even more for the record, family get togethers are weird. And even further then the record, we couldn't have gone any further then we did And this was a year after my grandfather died. My other grandfather died a month and a half later. God Damn Karma! God damn Bacardi 151. God Damn giving us both a penis and a brain and only enough blood to run one at a time! Are you mad at God for giving both you and your cousin a penis? If it were that, it would make family get-togethers even weirder. Especially if the family were conservative. :mischief
  8. Just because the Nats love doing it so much, the Marlins should win all three games in walkoff fashion. That happened on July 4, 2006, when I saw the Marlins lose to the Nats in this fashion at RFK. On a Zimmerman homer, no less. I was consoled by the fact that the girl I was with had her hand firmly on my thigh for 3/4 of the game and kissed me several times. :mischief
  9. [Two octaves higher] I'm okay.
  10. Female: "I want you to know, I always practice safe sex." Male: "So do I."
  11. Pissed off? In that position, I'd be more worried about being pissed on.
  12. What's this, a C&D from Fox?!
  13. At least Haren will have the Captain to keep him company.
  14. Snakes: Drew SS Upton RF Hudson 2B Jackson 1B Reynolds 3B Young CF Burke LF Montero C Haren RHP Fish: Ramirez SS Hermida RF Cantu 3B Willingham LF Jacobs 1B Ross CF Andino 2B Hoover C Olsen LHP
  15. Haren's got a little captain in him.
  16. why is it that I cant stop reading this thread Because it's vaguely about sex?
  17. Snakes: Byrnes LF Upton RF Hudson 2B Jackson 1B Reynolds 3B Snyder C Young CF Ojeda SS Webb RHP Fish: Ramirez SS Gonzalez LF Cantu 3B Willingham LF Uggla 2B Jacobs 1B Ross CF Treanor C Miller LHP
  18. Books. I want to have my own library. Porn books? :mis2 Speaking of porn books, my grampa (mom's side) had a Playboy collection, and we got it when he died. He had a good-condition copy of June 1992, with Anna Nicole Smith as the centerfold.
  19. Wow, the justices actually referred to their pocket Constitutions this time! :blink: There's pretty much two ways to interpret the Second Amendment: 1) The right to keep and bear arms is limited to "militias", which could be expanded to civilian law enforcement, but is not meant to encompass the general public. 2) The general public ARE the militia intended by the writers of the Bill of Rights.
  20. I still don't really know why that dude is such a babe magnet. He grayed early.
  21. My prediction: the D-Backs will get snakebit. :mischief
  22. and concert stubs ive been too... We kept Marlins ticket stubs from games we've been to and used them as confetti on the tables for my son's Bar Mitzvah. We also collected the cups and gave those away as table gifts. it was awesome. There's a pretty cool birthday/celebration idea. :thumbup
  23. felix hernadez hit a grand slam off of santana tonight. so much for wussy pitchers. :thumbup Dusty Baker and the Cubs will be in touch. Anybody for the Pitching Bash Brothers?
  24. I dont hope any team has to go what we have/had to go through. I think rays will eventually get a new stadium they are winning at the right time, if they can string together a few winning seasons i think public in st pete will help out. I will however be pissed if the rays get one penny from the state. Yeah, that'd be bush-league.
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