DolphinJohn

How do you say Dong in Canadian?

Who's bringin the donuts? Get me a couple crullers, eh?

BALLGAME!!!! Sit down, Tulo, you fucking went all the way around

Vamos Ramos!!!

Hechovamuthafuckinvarria

are we about to be walked-off?

​Dave Kingman

Giancarlo's coming up.... time to go make a sammich.

​as long as he goes 1-2-double-3

​hookers and blow, man. hookers and blow.

What's with all the error messages on this shitty site? Admin spent all his server money on hookers and blow?

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Awkward Jessica calling Jeff "Conine".

I guess that's why they keep those advanced stats because perception can be so skewed. Stupid advanced stats. Stupid perception.

Seems like every other ball in play goes over the wall. I would have thought with all the Ks his BABIP would be pretty high.

​Is it?...... nah, it couldn't be........ could it? Dontrelle?

I think Capps has closer potential, so yeah I could see AJ eventually in the rotation. Somewhere down the road I could see....... dare I say it? .... Mr. Cishek in a set-up role and Capps closing. Why hasn't AJ been considered for a starter before? Wasn't he a reliever/closer all through the minors? .

I don't think he realizes it's a word you're not supposed to say on tv

Yeah, Frisaro is an idiot. He was so defensive and immature. Also, Polly, I think Cishek absolutely needed to be sent down. He can't keep failing at this level, it's killing his confidence. He needs to work it out where it doesn't matter. I really hope he can, as he is an asset when he's right.

Look at that shitty coach class seating.

​I hope you're just trying to be funny. Still a stupid thing to say though.

That's how a baller eats a KitKat

Looks like an article that would be in a magazine for children or something. Just my opinion.

​I will not. .

​The team is 10 games under .500. They can't be giving games away that could have, and should have, been won.