It's your Back to the Future II rematch! ... Sorta.

 

Jason "Two Gallon Tank" Hammel

 

vs

 

Jose "I Have To Eliminate Some" Urena

 

We're 20-31. If we go 2-1 every three games from this point forward [111 games to go], we'll go 74-37! That'll make us 94-68. We can do this, guys! WE CAN DO THIS!

 

... Maybe!

 

 

Great Scott!

 

 

Fun fact: My middle name is Scott

 

 

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Where did you get that? Any actual statistics?

 

 

Let's go URENA!

 

 

Go Jose!

 

 

I have high hopes for Urena over time but that Cubs lineup is scary good even with all those guys still being so young.  Hopefully he makes it through at least 6.  Jennings just signed 4 more Solanos to try and compete with all these top prospects.

 

 

Bad Scott!

 

 

 

lol scott olsen.  I remember back to 07 or so when we thought a rotation consisting of 5 of JJ, Olsen, Nolasco, Sanchez, Dontrelle, Vanden Hurk, and Sergio Mitre was chalk full of potential.  

 

 

Fun fact: My middle name is Scott

 

​Your parents had nine months and the best they could come up with was Lawrence Scott?

 

 

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​Omg..where you get dat?

 

 

Cubs got a really good team this year. Looking forward to see how Urena comes back after that disaster last time...

 

 

MORE SOLANO YAY

 

 

for the love of god I'm gonna freak out if we keep hitting Yelich 6th not only because prado isn't that good of a hitter, but also because Ozuna is hitting in front of him.  The guy has been hitting the ball hard for 3 weeks now and the plan to start the year was him hitting 2nd, why is it taking so long to go back to it.

 

I guess with all of the great results we've had since we moved prado to the 2nd spot you can't possibly mess with that success 

 

 

I hadn't realised Bour is still hitting .369. WTF?

 

 

I hadn't realised Bour is still hitting .369. WTF?

 

​His BABIP is an unsustainable .388, but he's been very, very good regardless. He's already provided almost 1 WAR (0.9) and his defense actually hasn't been as bad as it seems aside from some specific examples.

 

 

Despite everything else, if Bour's ISO remains above .250, then Hello Nurse

 

 

Despite everything else, if Bour's ISO remains above .250, then Hello Nurse

 

​LOL STOP MAKING UP STATS NERDARIO

 

 

 

Despite everything else, if Bour's ISO remains above .250, then Hello Nurse

 

​ISO?  Isn't that for making CDs?

 

 

 Hello Nurse

 

​Now I can only think of Brie in a nurse outfit, @SongInTheAir find that pic if it exists.

 

 

​Now I can only think of Brie in a nurse outfit, @SongInTheAir find that pic if it exists.

 

​Best I could do:

 

 

 

And one as an apology for not having been able to do better:

 

 

 

I have a good feeling we will win today. New month. New hope. And no this isn't a Star Trek reference.

 

 

​Best I could do:

 

 

 

And one as an apology for not having been able to do better:

 

 

​I'd fuck her right in the pussy!!!

 

 

​All bow to the king of subjective statistics!

 

​I will not.

 

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