George Bush: You know back in my day, little boys didn't call their elders by their first name

 

Bart: Yeah well, welcome to the 20th century, George

 

 

One of my all time favorite quotes!? :notworthy

 

 

I also like this one:

 

Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!

Marge: HOMER!

Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.

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That second quote never gets old. I 've heard that quote 100 times and always wet myself.

 

:lol :lol :lol :thumbup

I also have one more to add:

 

 

Homer (sung to the Flintstones song): Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree!

Superintendent Chalmers: Well, Seymour, it seems we've put together a baseball team, and I was wondering, who's on first, eh?

 

Principal Skinner: Not the pronoun, but rather a player with the unlikely name of "Who" is on first.

 

Superintendent Chalmers: Well that's just great, Seymour. We've been out here six seconds and you've already managed to blow the routine. [storms off, muttering] Sexless freak.

Homer: How much will this free weekend cost?

 

Person from the movement: It's free

 

Homer: And when is this free weekend?

 

Person from the movement: This weekend?

 

Homer: And how much will it cost?

 

Person from the movement: It's free

 

Homer: and when is it?

 

 

:lol

(from Halloween episode, Bart has turned into a vampire....)

 

Bart's family has cornered him in his room,

Grandpa: [bursts in with a mallet and a wooden stake] "WE'VE GOT TO KILL THE BOY!!!"

 

Marge: How did you know Bart's a vampire??

 

Grandpa: "Bart's a vampire???! AAAIIIIEEEE!!!" [runs screaminig]

"I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV." -Homer

Homer: Well, honey, what do you like? Tuba-ma-ba? Oba-ma-bo? That one? Saxa-ma-phone?

Comic Store Guy: "Ooh, A 'Sarcasm Detector', that's a really useful invention"

- 'Sarcasm Detector' blows up. :lol

Bart: *After taking "Focusin"* Now it's time for you to leave.

Lisa: *Looks at book Bart was reading* Hey! I'm not a "time burglar".

Bart: *Takes out chest-laptop* Note to self: Lock door

Lisa: Fine I'll go! You don't have to be a jerk about it.

Bart: *Typing on laptop* Note to self: Shut up, Lisa.

Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.

Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Homer: Yeah, but faster!

Ralph: Taste like burning

 

When they show homer the picture of Benjamin Franklin (I think) at the museum and he says "If he's so smart why's he dead"

Homer: "Well we'll have to do what my father used to tell me....IF YOU CANT BUILD A ROBOT... BE A ROBOT!!!!"

 

...homer is walking outside his house with life savings of change...drops it into the ground..."helllloooooo...China??:

Homer: "Ok, just remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day."

Homer remembering Grandpa: "If you ever travel back in time, dont touch anything, the slighest change can affect the future in ways you cant imagine."

 

Bart: "Like those hypnosis at home classes. Its been four years and dad still thinks hes a chicken"

Homer: "Im a chicken, Marge!!"

Marge: "Yes Homer, i know."

 

Mr. Burns (when his son brings Homer over): "Does your son constantly bring home dimwits and make you talk to them?"

Homer: "Oh yeah, all the time. Theres this one weiner, Milhouse, do you know him?"

*after running over Flanders*

 

Homer: I never did like that little weiner Milhouse.

 

*turns car around.*

Eat My Shorts!

 

- Bart

 

 

Thank you! Come Again!

 

- Apu (Krik E Mart)

Mr. Burns: "I steamed open the letter using Moe's cappuccino machine.... You're about to learn the story of my treasure. Treasure?!"

(thought balloon transition)

Lisa: "Treasure?!"

(thought balloon transition)

Homer: "Moe has a cappuccino machine?!"