gotta swing there deet

Oh please, do it.

COME ON BEAST

Monster Dong baby please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Number 2 please.

Usually I'd be excited, but I've never felt Stanton was too great in these situations.

 

Yeah yeah I'm being the Debbie Downer here.

Usually I'd be excited, but I've never felt Stanton was too great in these situations.

 

Yeah yeah I'm being the Debbie Downer here.

I hate you tonight

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Usually I'd be excited, but I've never felt Stanton was too great in these situations.

 

Yeah yeah I'm being the Debbie Downer here.

I'm hoping it's another Mother's Day

All he's throwing is fastballs, please crush one.

goddammit fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you foul

Fuhhhh ... straighten that out

Fuck, it's foul.

At least we've made Latroy Hawkins throw 32 pitches, whatever that means.

Come on PILOT JONES!!!!

Alright, good swing. Cmon, Jones.

A base hit. 6-5 and it's up to Garrett Jones now.

It's all up to Jones.

What a tease that foul was.

That near home run gave me a damn heart attack.

please please please Jones !!!!!

fuck man

damn dick tease

Fail.

Damn.

Damn foul poles for existing.