I think that curveball might be OldTimer

This is correct, sir.

Lucas is just a very solid infielder. I like the guy.

Sure thing, kid. But thanks for making my point for me; maybe you can explain it to Eric. One thing we found out for sure was that Eovaldi could not step up and lead the pitching staff when Jose got hurt. Just like Anibal Sanchez couldn't do it back when JJ got hurt in '11. And it does not look like Heaney's going to be our savior either.

 

Yeah Robot guy, explain it to me.

Is it wrong that I expected more from salty?

Eric, now with less Ks. Must be Jacob Turner.

Ah, I see you guys can dish it out, but you can't take it. No problem. I've said lets all knock it off and get back to the game, but you won't stop. So I'll say it again. Lets all knock it off and get back to the game.

Yeah Robot guy, explain it to me.

Well, you see, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much ...

... this is what you mean, right?

There have been several older men (like in their 50s/60s) who have joined this site and they have all had the same personalities. They scorn younger people and think that they know more because they are "older and wiser." It's quite funny how often this stuff happens on this site.

 

I think that some of them have used multiple accounts. For awhile I suspected that ... might be Marlins2003, but I'm less sure now. I think that curveball might be OldTimer, but Corana sounds a bit like OldTimer too.

 

Lol wow, I never knew.

This is correct, sir.

 

Yeah, I knew right away, but he's kind of behaving himself now it seems.

Is it wrong that I expected more from salty?

I expected him to pepper a few more hits and play better D

Lol wow, I never knew.

 

LOL, how could you not?

Sure thing, kid. But thanks for making my point for me; maybe you can explain it to Eric. One thing we found out for sure was that Eovaldi could not step up and lead the pitching staff when Jose got hurt. Just like Anibal Sanchez couldn't do it back when JJ got hurt in '11. And it does not look like Heaney's going to be our savior either.

Bro, are you even serious? It's been two starts. His stuff does look flat tonight yeah but it's his first road start in the majors. Chill your nips.

Ah, I see you guys can dish it out, but you can't take it. No problem. I've said lets all knock it off and get back to the game, but you won't stop. So I'll say it again. Lets all knock it off and get back to the game.

 

When I turn 58, I'd like to be the anti-you.

Another team would have destroyed Buchanan tonight.

LOL, how could you not?

 

I guess since he seems to post less as curveball.

Ok I hate the Phillies but their mascot is amazing. Best mascot ever.

I expected him to pepper a few more hits and play better D

Less k's. Better d. - team slogan

I guess since he seems to post less as curveball.

 

Yeah, I think he made an effort to stay off the crazy pills too.

Another team would have destroyed Buchanan tonight.

 

I don't agree with you all the time, but yes. Buchanan was terrible and we only scored two. Let's be friends and enjoy the fact that we're not Corona.

I have to have parents fill out forms for users who sign up and are under 13. They should have another type of law in regards to age and forum accounts if you know what I mean.

When I turn 58, I'd like to be the anti-you.

You'll be lambasting kids for talking about Supermetrics (the upgrade to Sabermetrics in 2050) and saying "you guys should look up Giancarlo Stanton, that guy could swing a bat!"

Most of you are like...teenagers, right? Or very early 20s. That means the last time the Fish won you guys were like what? 10? Hilarious.

Really dude, You are coming off as an elitist prick- when was the last time you've spoken down to someone in that manner on person?

 

If I were you, I would consider taking a different tone and realizing the analytical statistics that are used to evaluate a players contribution are here to stay. Unfortunately the game has progressed and now this is what were are dealt with.

 

And while your too young to realize this, Heaney pitches just like Robert "Bob" Lemon, in that he's got three plus pitches if he utilizes them right-

 

Kind of like how you can get your point across without belittling the community your desperately trying to interact with.

 

I know if you took that tone with me in public and in person, I would have no issue giving you Vietnam boot camp flashbacks of your drill instructor calling you "Private Pyle"

 

Take care of your self, Leonard Lawrence.

Does anyone here remember Marlins2003? He hasn't posted for awhile, but he was active in the mid/late 2000s.

 

He reminds me a lot of ... because they both defend Loria to death. Some of their posting habits seem to differ though.

Nice going Red, letting Jones hit there. I mean it's not like this is a good game to win, right?

Nice going Red, letting Jones hit there. I mean it's not like this is a good game to win, right?

Red wants to lose, it's good for his job security ya know.