July 15, 201412 yr Your sister is cute but your dad needs some help. Good luck in school. For a yank, I'd be classified as "butt ugly", but I'm English, so I qualify as "irrevocably handsome". It's the trade off we pay for not being (a) dumb, (b) extremely dumb and © over 280 pounds. In Britain we'd call Prince Fielder "a fat fuck", whilst you call him "svelte".
July 15, 201412 yr What kind of trades are the marlins realistically looking at for second base? 2b, 1b, and catcher are all positions I would like to see upgraded within a year or two. Jones is decent on offense at best, and has sub-par defense that has cost us several runs. Salty is ok, I like him as a person but his batting is ehh and his defense is worse. Good running teams have no fear of Salty throwing them out whatsoever. 2b and the 5th starter obviously appear more urgent, but who do the marlins offer in a package? Prospects? Jones? Mcgehee? I hope not.
July 15, 201412 yr If I had to choose between Uggla Solano and Bonafacio I would take Solano over all to start every day obviously. But Uggla can add a popper to this line up that we really need so I don't know. If I had to choose only one I will pick Solano for sure he's durable and a great fielder he just doesn't have that much power. But his average will be better then Uggla. Bony is fast and plays great defense but he hits for less power and less average then Solano. He is just a little faster. If I had to choose one yeah I take Solano but Uggla can add a few dingers to the situation and that would really help especially since we have a third base man with one Homer for the first have of the year. I say we keep Solano and sign Uggla and then get rid of Lucas and Uggla plays 3rd base and McGee plays first when there's a southpaw in the mound. But keep Solano he's pretty good there and reliable in the clutch and on defense. He doesn't get hurt either. He is probally the best physical player besides Stanton and Ozuna.
July 15, 201412 yr If I had to choose between Uggla Solano and Bonafacio I would take Solano over all to start every day obviously. But Uggla can add a popper to this line up that we really need so I don't know. If I had to choose only one I will pick Solano for sure he's durable and a great fielder he just doesn't have that much power. But his average will be better then Uggla. Bony is fast and plays great defense but he hits for less power and less average then Solano. He is just a little faster. If I had to choose one yeah I take Solano but Uggla can add a few dingers to the situation and that would really help especially since we have a third base man with one Homer for the first have of the year. I say we keep Solano and sign Uggla and then get rid of Lucas and Uggla plays 3rd base and McGee plays first when there's a southpaw in the mound. But keep Solano he's pretty good there and reliable in the clutch and on defense. He doesn't get hurt either. He is probally the best physical player besides Stanton and Ozuna. This guy is taking the words right out of my mouth
July 15, 201412 yr No way is this guy for real. Ok so who would you rather have than? If you think Solano isn't better then Uggla or Bonafacio who would you want us to get instead? And I thought your picture of Mike Redmond was funny cause it's him licking a nice cream cone but than I go to look at it closer and it's him licking a wiener with veins and a pink top and everything. That's disgusting. I almost puked on my bed. Soooo classy dude. (Sarcasm)
July 16, 201412 yr Genetically cannot hustle? What the hell DJs that even mean? Wait... you're gonna comment on that about Solano... have you SEEN Uggla run recently? He's white - I'm sure he runs as hard as he can. He's gotta work twice as hard to get to first---- Solanos got that perrico
July 16, 201412 yr What would you guys think about a trade for a versatile guy like Nick Punto? He could be had pretty cheap and he has been on some winning clubs. Could be a nice character guy for the clubhouse.
July 16, 201412 yr Not sure how you think Solano is "just slower" than Bonifacio. Boni probably has twice the speed of Solano. Have you seen Solano run lately? Dude is almost as slow as Garrett Jones.
July 16, 201412 yr Not sure how you think Solano is "just slower" than Bonifacio. Boni probably has twice the speed of Solano. Have you seen Solano run lately? Dude is almost as slow as Garrett Jones. Exactly, Solano doesn't hustle. Jones.... He's stuck in neutral but dammit---- he's slamming on the gas as hard as he can.
July 16, 201412 yr Not sure how you think Solano is "just slower" than Bonifacio. Boni probably has twice the speed of Solano. Have you seen Solano run lately? Dude is almost as slow as Garrett Jones. I know he's faster then Bonafacio I know h but also comsider that he is not that slow really bony is just really fast. Like zoom zoom giddyip
July 16, 201412 yr Bony doesn't have enough power. We need to add power to the lineup. We already have enough speed and speed is overated in today's game. This isn't the era of cool papa bell and Ty Cobb. This is the era of monster mashers and second base men that can hit a ball out of the infield.
July 16, 201412 yr Officially trolling So you are the guy who thinks all the new members are trolling. Ok got it.
July 16, 201412 yr Plz just ban. Even if he is serious. Someone needs to ban you at least until you change your picture. A wiener has no place on a baseball massage board man.
July 16, 201412 yr Actually, I think he's SomethingFishy, not Corona. Unless SomethingFishy and Corona are the same person, which I won't rule out. Listen to squall. Please ban.
July 16, 201412 yr But keep Solano he's pretty good there and reliable in the clutch and on defense. He doesn't get hurt either. He is probally the best physical player besides Stanton and Ozuna. Who needs any more proof that this is SomethingFishy? It's 100% him. Please ban him and spare us all of the headaches.
July 16, 201412 yr If I had to choose between Uggla Solano and Bonafacio I would take Solano over all to start every day obviously. But Uggla can add a popper to this line up that we really need so I don't know. If I had to choose only one I will pick Solano for sure he's durable and a great fielder he just doesn't have that much power. But his average will be better then Uggla. Bony is fast and plays great defense but he hits for less power and less average then Solano. He is just a little faster. If I had to choose one yeah I take Solano but Uggla can add a few dingers to the situation and that would really help especially since we have a third base man with one Homer for the first have of the year. I say we keep Solano and sign Uggla and then get rid of Lucas and Uggla plays 3rd base and McGee plays first when there's a southpaw in the mound. But keep Solano he's pretty good there and reliable in the clutch and on defense. He doesn't get hurt either. He is probally the best physical player besides Stanton and Ozuna. Very funny stuff. SomethingFishy reprises his great, embarrassing and unending love of Beefcake: 1) I would take Solano over all to start every day obviously 2) I will pick Solano for sure he's durable and a great fielder [beefcake!] 3) But his [solano's] average will be better then Uggla 4) If I had to choose one yeah I take Solano 5) I say we keep Solano 6) But keep Solano he's pretty good there and reliable in the clutch and on defense 7) He [solano] doesn't get hurt either. [beefcake!] 8) He [solano] is probally [LOL] the best physical player [beefcake!] It's totally obvious (and has been virtually from the first post of "Teal Deal") that this idiot is the reincarnation of SomethingFishy, a slobbering, delusional dufus (or pure troll) who couldn't spell or punctuate his way out of a paper bag if his life depended on it. Don't just ban his ID, ban his IP address and any anonymizer he comes up with. Make the site unviewable to this utter and total moron. Leave him to find another way to express his unrequited beefcake love.
July 16, 201412 yr I got a decent chuckle out of "speed is overrated in today's game." I disagree, I feel it's making its way back into the game and becoming a vital part of it.
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