Make sure and play politely everyone.

 

Rules while in the field:

 

1) Shake the hand of the runner when he arrives at first base

2) If a runner is coming into second, walk as far as you can out of the way so he may slide safely into second without incident.

3) If you're the catcher and a runner is headed home, please move out of the way and proceed to applaud him as he crosses the plate.

 

"Every time you clap your hands you kill thousands of spores that'll some day form a nutritious fungus. Just show your approval with a mould-friendly thumbs up. "

 

*Thumbs Up*

Fuckery.

*thumbs up*

I just took a nice big Rule 7.13

I just took a nice big Rule 7.13

 

Squall would be proud.

Reds lineup:

 

1. Bitch

2. Bitch

3. Bitch

4. Bitch

5. Bitch

6. Bitch

7. Bitch

8. Supercozartbitch

9. Pitcher that I'm not really mad at but bitch anyways

 

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Bitch

They should start this game at 7:13.

I think that we should sell high on Stanton before he hits the ball too hard and gets a HR overturned for, uh, hitting it too hard.

^Rule 7.fuckthis.

^Rule 7.fuckthis.

 

Rule 7.13.

Huge shit.

Shit

So do we pitch at cozart tonight?

 

PS: Is the marlins response last night unprecedented btw? I don't think I've ever seen an entire team go absolutely ape Rule 7.13 in the post game.

I'm benching Latos tonight on my fantasy team. These enraged marlins got me scurred

Cosart could make a solid first impression by plunking someone tonight. Is he even pitching tonight?

Is he even pitching tonight?

 

Yes

woot, Cosart time. Make us happy thx.

 

 

throw Kike into the lineup too tonight, what the hell.

Cosart beams Cozart in first AB.

Cosart beams Cozart in first AB.

 

What a work of (cos)art

Cosart beams Cozart in first AB.

 

Well shit!

Game is still hours away and we've almost got a full page going. Nice.

Oh, there it is!

I hope Kike is in the lineup, let's see what we've got. Marisnick probably starting in CF for the Astros tonight, as well. Good for him, too, really liked Jake and I hope he becomes something.

I hope Kike is in the lineup, let's see what we've got. Marisnick probably starting in CF for the Astros tonight, as well. Good for him, too, really liked Jake and I hope he becomes something.

 

OMG SHUT UP STOP TALKING ABOUT BASEBALL AND GET BACK TO 7.13

Game is still hours away and we've almost got a full page going. Nice.

Oh, there it is!

 

Full force starting tonight, on the fuck it, we are going to run a rampage these last some odd games. Yesterday's actions I'm praying will fuel this team. Team is already making improvements by coming back and nearly winning. Lots of fire.

Approach should be : mlb you fuck us over, we are fucking you right back. Let the porn gifs resume, everybody.

Valdespin > Hernandez at 2B tonight.