I'm not sure what that's supposed to be but it made me spit out my crumpet.

 

 

I'm not sure what that's supposed to be but it made me spit out my crumpet.

 

Slow clap

 

 

I'm not sure what that's supposed to be but it made me spit out my crumpet.

 

Is that your pet name for Admin's Penis? 

 

 

Is that your pet name for Admin's Penis? 

 

 

 

Is that your pet name for Admin's Penis? 

 

That would mean Admin's penis would be around 3,300 miles long.

 

Sadly, he is a mere 3,299 miles, 5,279 feet and 11 and a half inches short.

 

 

That would mean Admin's penis would be around 3,300 miles long.

 

Sadly, he is a mere 3,299 miles, 5,279 feet and 11 and a half inches short.

 

Bravo on using miles instead of whatever fuckdick system you euros use 

 

 

Bravo on using miles instead of whatever fuckdick system you euros use 

 

You mean the fuckdick system that EVERY COUNTRY IN THE GODDAMN WORLD USES ASIDE FROM THE USA, BURMA AND LIBERIA?

 

 

Bravo on using miles instead of whatever fuckdick system you euros use 

 

He's also admitting he's seen my genitalia. Not cool bro, kiss and tell.

 

 

You mean the fuckdick system that EVERY COUNTRY IN THE GODDAMN WORLD USES ASIDE FROM THE USA, BURMA AND LIBERIA?

 

So WE are the weirdos? Not you???

 

Are you telling me it's pronounced WHA-Ter and not Watt-er too? Is it colour and not color? Theatre and not theater? Damn!

 

 

You mean the fuckdick system that EVERY COUNTRY IN THE GODDAMN WORLD USES ASIDE FROM THE USA, BURMA AND LIBERIA?

 

Who spit in your tea and called it honey?

 

 

You mean the fuckdick system that EVERY COUNTRY IN THE GODDAMN WORLD USES ASIDE FROM THE USA, BURMA AND LIBERIA?

 

The Queen Mother should wash your mouth out

 

 

He's also admitting he's seen my genitalia. Not cool bro, kiss and tell.

 

Now he tells me I only had to kiss it.

 

 

The Queen Mother should wash your mouth out

 

She died in 2002. The same year your current girlfriend was born.

 

 

So WE are the weirdos? Not you???

 

Are you telling me it's pronounced WHA-Ter and not Watt-er too? Is it colour and not color? Theatre and not theater? Damn!

 

He would reply but he's in a lift

 

 

She died in 2002. The same year your current girlfreind was born.

 

I don't have a girlfriend, JOKES ON YOU

 

 

She died in 2002. The same year your current girlfreind was born.

 

A girlfriend would imply a willing participant though

 

 

A girlfriend would imply a willing participant though

 

It's okay for him, I'm bisexual. That means that both men and women don't want to have sex with me.

 

 

It's okay for him, I'm bisexual. That means that both men and women don't want to have sex with me.

 

Animals?

 

 

It's okay for him, I'm bisexual. That means that both men and women don't want to have sex with me.

 

I'm not saying he doesnt have a girl/boy from 2002, just that he/she is not a willing participant

 

 

Animals?

 

So that's why secretly you're a cubs fan!

 

 

So that's why secretly you're a cubs fan!

 

THATS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE! You bastard. Call me anything you want but I'm no Cubs fan.

 

 

THATS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE! You bastard. Call me anything you want but I'm no Cubs fan.

 

*THAT'S

 

 

*THAT'S

 

That was just laziness

 

 

THATS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE! You bastard. Call me anything you want but I'm no Cubs fan.

 

LMAO!

 

 

A random question: Is anyone's making Mattingly Miami Marlins merchandise? My brother's favorite player growing up was Don Mattingly, so it's been the inspiration for plenty of offbeat gifts for a guy who pretty much buys anything he wants himself. Hell, I even got an opportunity to help him meet the guy when I lived in New Jersey. Mattingly joining the Marlins is kind of a perfect opportunity for a Christmas present, but I can't even buy a shirt with his name and number from officials channels because MLB doesn't allow retired names and numbers to be used unless they tell you you can. I tried, but they shut down my order fairly quickly. So, I figured I'd check in with people somewhat closer than 1,700 miles away from Miami if anybody had stuff. Thanks!