Marlins reliever Austin Brice was placed on the 10-day IL with "can't stop pooping" but he's feeling better now and should rejoin the Marlins in the next few days. He was able to play in a rehab game with Single-A Jupiter on Tuesday.

 

 

How many lbs did he lose?

 

 

He’s an outfielder now?

 

 

He’s an outfielder now?

 

Trying something new. Maybe Brinson is learning to pitch.

 

 

He’s an outfielder now?

 

Excuse me?

 

 

Excuse me?

 

?

 

 

Trying something new. Maybe Brinson is learning to pitch.

 

Great idea!!

 

 

will he be penciled in as our #2 reliever?

 

 

will he be penciled in as our #2 reliever?

 

I think they use pens

 

 

I think they use pens

 

But you're not sure?

 

 

Gas may help pitch speed.

 

Not if he's lactose intolerant, can't be using the cheddar then.

 

 

will he be penciled in as our #2 reliever?

 

This is a shitty joke. 

 

 

This is a shitty joke. 

 

some might find a shitty joke corny, but it's a running gag

 

 

Wait.... what just happened?

 

 

Wait.... what just happened?

 

None of us are with you so we wouldn't know. Well except @rmc523, he may know.

 

 

Wait.... what just happened?

 

he sounds flush with excitement

 

 

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Remember last year when Jarlin Garcia pitcher like 7 innings in an extra inning game the first week of the season and many (myself included ) were all “Yes! Jarlin the Marlin!”   Boy does time fly 

 

 

Boy does time fly

 

Clocks tick, they don't fly.

 

 

Clocks tick, they don't fly.

 

 

 

 

See if it flew, it would've avoided the fall.

 

 

Can’t argue with this evidence