1 minute ago, FishFan95 said:

If we have 5 aces in our hand by the middle of the decade, will we be kicked out of the poker game?

Probably not.

 

8 minutes ago, Michael said:

Man I really had no idea how good Aguilar was defensively.

I'm enjoying him over there. Can Lewin play second base?

1st base is literally the only position he has played in the minors.

Edited August 24, 20206 yr by FishFan95

Just now, FishFan95 said:

That is literally the only position he has played in the minors.

Second base? Hot damn!

Just now, Michael said:

Second base? Hot damn!

Meant 1st base.

Just now, FishFan95 said:

Meant 1st base.

He's willing to play second base? Hot damn!

2 minutes ago, FishFan95 said:

That is literally the only position he has played in the minors.

He also throws left handed so there's that lol

Edited August 24, 20206 yr by marlinsmaniac

Just now, marlinsmaniac said:

He's also throws left handed so there's that lol

Ah, who shits a fuck, let's get creative, dammit.

Just now, Michael said:

Ah, who shits a fuck, let's get creative, dammit.

He can try with his left foot.

1 minute ago, Michael said:

Ah, who shits a fuck, let's get creative, dammit.

I've never shat a fuck in my life....let's do it

Berti poke!

Jon Berti going opposite field makes me so horny.

All-Fields Berti is best Berti.

Lets add on Matty, still only the 5th so we are allowed to I think

1 minute ago, SonOfJack said:

Lets add on Matty, still only the 5th so we are allowed to I think

You have to take 3 consecutive strikes every at bat when you are up by more that 2.

oh please get rid of the "for what its hollandsworth segment"!!

Just now, FishFan95 said:

You have to take 3 consecutive strikes every at bat when you are up by more that 2.

If you're up by two and you hit a home run to put you up by well more than three, you must write a six paragraph apology to each of the following:

The pitcher

The pitcher's parents

The pitcher's spouse (if applicable)

The opposing manager

God

The pitcher's children (if applicable)

Yourself

Dang, Andy, sup with that, man? 

Aggy maybe could have caught that but why such a bad throw? Lots of time.

Just now, Michael said:

Dang, Andy, sup with that, man? 

Aggy maybe could have caught that but why such a bad throw? Lots of time.

Yeah looking at the replay, aguilar is really the one that missed that. The throw wasn't great, but it's like Aguilar was standing flat footed and then had to move last minute. If he positioned himself for a stretch from the right corner of the bag he has that

Berti what the shit? 😞

WTF

Good job with the backup at least

wtf was the Berti, 

what

the

fuck

What the hell is this inning so far?

Jesus Christ. Are you serious?

At least he got that one.