Berti! Ball's flying off the bat!

BIRDIE!!!!

BERTI BOMB

OK I FORGIVE YOU

Just now, el_gmac said:

BIRDIE!!!!

We had Papayon without you earlier 

 

Pussies...

Just now, FishFan95 said:

 

Pussies...

Fuck em. Let’s sweep it anyway. 

Just now, FishFan95 said:

 

Pussies...

Holly "that guy TBD, huuhuuhoohoohoo, TBD 1 and his brother TBD 2. huuhuuhooohooo"

This bullpen is a bunch of batting practice pitchers. I don't think anyone other than Boxberger consistently throws the ball harder than 90 MPH. Obviously, you need some good secondary stuff; speed isn't everything. But It's so much easier to hit when you can sit back and not have to cheat on a 97-100 fastball. 

The worst part is they freaking traded for Bleier. 

Interesting fact - Abraham Lincoln supplied the largest Aboriginal execution.

Hey can we get some outs before runs score? Thanks.

No DP ...damn I wanted one for @SonOfJack

More outs please before runs score.

This game can't end quick enough

Let's put some more insurance runs on the board

1 minute ago, marlinsmaniac said:

Let's put some more insurance runs on the board

Insurance is expensive.

Just now, rmc523 said:

Insurance is expensive.

Billionaire owners, whatever.

That was a nice Dick poke.

Dickerson is finally hitting the way we all expected him to when they signed him. Such a nice thing to have a HUGE DICK in the lineup to throw down

1 minute ago, marlinsmaniac said:

Dickerson is finally hitting the way we all expected him to when they signed him. Such a nice thing to have a HUGE DICK in the lineup to throw down

runners on base is a different story though. 

What a bad "strike" call.

Just now, CoastieMike said:

runners on base is a different story though. 

Well I mean he's squaring balls up and getting some more power behind his swings. Eventually the "clutch" factor will start up as he continues to get his timing and confidence back. 

 

Is sanchez laughing or squinting? lol It looks like he's laughing which is a great thing if he is

1 minute ago, marlinsmaniac said:

Is sanchez laughing or squinting? lol It looks like he's laughing which is a great thing if he is

From what I've seen, he seems to be smiling 96% of the time. But I do think he's getting frustrated with how few hittable pitches he's seen. Guys doesn't want to walk; the pitchers are just making him.

Greenlight!! Nice to see it pay off.