Just now, canada-marlin24 said:

Not crispy. 

Definitely not crispy.

No more runs, Jose

Stop walking people, you asshole!

Just now, Michael said:

Donnie would still start Urena because "experience" over Rogers. lol

“I wanted another lefty in the bullpen...cause matchups” 

Time to start chipping away

Just now, SonOfJack said:

No more Jose Urena

I could live with this

4 walks already, stop it

Just now, Hotcorner said:

4 walks already, stop it

Welcome to the Urenacoaster!

Lets go Dick

This team is so Jeckyl & Hyde

He is serving up these curves on a silver platter and our batters are simply saying "no thanks, I'm full."

I just hate a game like this, fall behind early and our hitters again make the opponent's mediocre SP like a candidate for Cy Young award …

9 minutes ago, Michael said:

To be fair, when you dig a little deeper, Spencer Howard's expected stats show ...

(checks notes)

.455 slugging allowed, expected ERA of 4.47, xwOBA of .334 ...

... yeah we shouldn't have zero hits.

BUT. It's only the fourth.

There we go. A hit. Huzzah? Sure.

There's a hit!

Just now, Michael said:

He is serving up these curves on a silver platter and our batters are simply saying "no thanks, I'm full."

Late on fastballs and curveballs too...I don’t understand how it’s possible. What are they up there looking for? Someone gave them some bad scouting info 

1 minute ago, Michael said:

He is serving up these curves on a silver platter and our batters are simply saying "no thanks, I'm full."

Maybe they ate too much like I did

So far, Jesus Aguilar is the comeback player of the game..

Just now, marlinsmaniac said:

Late on fastballs and curveballs too...I don’t understand how it’s possible. What are they up there looking for? Someone gave them some bad scouting info 

Gotta wonder what exactly it is that changes when the team gets to this ballpark.

Yeah, the ballpark is massive, sure ... but what's wrong with thinking gap to gap and racking up doubles?

Good eye Matty

Let's go, Marlins!

1 minute ago, Michael said:

Gotta wonder what exactly it is that changes when the team gets to this ballpark.

Yeah, the ballpark is massive, sure ... but what's wrong with thinking gap to gap and racking up doubles?

I think that’s actually the issue, I think everywhere else they’re a little more aggressive and here they try to poke something the opposite way like Aguilar did. Obviously I’m glad to see him get a hit, but his role on the team isn’t to poke a single through the shift. 

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BA!!!!!!

MY SWEET DICK IT'S MAGIC