Pulling a double into the left field corner, though ...

Just now, Michael said:

Hitting bloop shots the other way doesn't mean Cooper's coming out of it, Todd.

How about a well placed grounder for an RBI double?

Duvall, a single will do this time. But if you wanna hit another HR, that’d be ok too.

That sucked.

Nice play by former Marlins prospect Austin Barnes.

Andy has not looked good in this one.

Can Brian Anderson stop being terrible? 

Just now, FishFan95 said:

Andy has not looked good in this one.

Or this whole entire year

Brian Anderson continues to have terrible at bats and follows it up by having a tantrum like a little kid after. Why is he so frustrated this year?

Seriously. Send him down. This is embarrassing and he needs to figure out something.

Andy is a blackhole right now at the plate.

Anderson is concerning. Normally very steady. Maybe he’s really stressing about the contract. 

Kershaw at 88 pitches. Due up 4th. Think he's done?

I once again reiterate. What the Hell is Holly talking about?

Hollandsworth just recommended you jam toothpicks into your eyelids to be able to stay awake tonight. 

This is not an exaggeration. 

This man needs help.

Just now, canada-marlin24 said:

Anderson is concerning. Normally very steady. Maybe he’s really stressing about the contract. 

He really shouldn't be. He got a very nice raise for this year while avoiding arbitration. He's got two more arbitration years ahead still. He needs to relax and just play his game.

1 minute ago, FishFan95 said:

Kershaw at 88 pitches. Due up 4th. Think he's done?

Nah, why retire when he's still so good?

Just now, SilverBullet said:

Hollandsworth just recommended you jam toothpicks into your eyelids to be able to stay awake tonight. 

This is not an exaggeration. 

This man needs help.

Oh ho! *Todd Hollandsworth voice*

1 minute ago, FishFan95 said:

I once again reiterate. What the Hell is Holly talking about?

Nobody ever fucking knows.

3 minutes ago, canada-marlin24 said:

Anderson is concerning. Normally very steady. Maybe he’s really stressing about the contract. 

 

1 minute ago, SilverBullet said:

Hollandsworth just recommended you jam toothpicks into your eyelids to be able to stay awake tonight. 

This is not an exaggeration. 

This man needs help.

At this point, I am more concerned about Holly. Is Paul safe?

I've got a friend who thinks Hollandsworth is one of the best announcers he's ever heard because he's hilarious. I guess some people can appreciate bad commentary for the twisted humor it brings. 

I wish Todd would jam toothpicks in his eyes

Just now, hovertical said:

I wish Todd would jam toothpicks in his eyes

He makes me wanna jam toothpicks into my ears. 

Isan, Wallach and the pitcher’s spot due up.

Hopefully we can score next inning.

Question for you guys. Would you be more into the game if it was 3-0 vs 8-5?