32 minutes ago, SongInTheAir said:

Okay, so the Miami Marlins, a baseball team, have this player who pitches, that means he's the guy that throws the ball that the other team tries to hit, so anyway, this pitcher, his name is Sixto Sanchez, which is Spanish for "The Sixth Son of Sancho". Anyway, this guy Sancho, his sixth son, he is always always always injured. Injuries hurt, so I changed his name to Sixto, because that's still his first name, right? But then his last name? Changed it to Ouchez, like Sanchez, but with "ouch" because of the pain associated with the injury. 

Thank you. Now I can chortle.

1 hour ago, hovertical said:

Who cares, they have a pitcher with the last name of Head. Imagine the punchlines!

Punchlines? Did someone call Monte Harrison?

2 hours ago, SongInTheAir said:

more like Sixto Ouchez, get it?

Sixto Sanchez: oft-injured pitching prospect, or racist nickname for Antonio Alfonseca?

Edited April 27, 20224 yr by mystikol87

16 minutes ago, mystikol87 said:

Sixto Sanchez: oft-injured pitching prospect, or racist nickname for Antonio Alfonseca?

You referring to the legendary Sixfinger Alfonblownsavea?

I'm never going to mention Sixto service time ever again after what is happening here. Promise.

3 hours ago, SilverBullet said:

Hi, follow up question, is that baseball team any good?

Traditionally, no.

3 hours ago, SilverBullet said:

Hi, follow up question, is that baseball team any good?

This year though? To be determined. 

Edited April 27, 20224 yr by SongInTheAir

8 minutes ago, SongInTheAir said:

This year though? To be determined. 

2 minutes ago, SilverBullet said:

What? No. He just said to be determined. Said nothing about a game of chance.

You dipthong.

9 hours ago, SilverBullet said:

Why do I feel like you're a pro with an air fryer?

Actually, my wife uses it for everything. 

1 minute ago, canada-marlin24 said:

Actually, my wife uses it for everything. 

Even soup? That's just weird.