Sandy Alcantara vs. Karl Kauffmann, but more importantly, the debut of 2023 Miami Marlins All Star, Jonathan Davis!

I’m scared pls hold me

20 minutes ago, SongInTheAir said:

Sandy Alcantara vs. Karl Kauffmann, but more importantly, the debut of 2023 Miami Marlins All Star, Jonathan Davis!

if Skip doesn't walk JD out on a leash to the on deck circle i will be disappointed.

3 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

I’m scared pls hold me

No. @TaiwanMarlins got a boner last time I held you. It was awkward.

3 minutes ago, hovertical said:

if Skip doesn't walk JD out on a leash to the on deck circle i will be disappointed.

That'd be racist.

2 minutes ago, Michael said:

That'd be racist.

you not into freaks? 

8 minutes ago, hovertical said:

if Skip doesn't walk JD out on a leash to the on deck circle i will be disappointed.

Most inappropriate thing said here since last week when @pollythewog said he was making @TaiwanMarlins his slave after stealing his home

7 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

Most inappropriate thing said here since last week when @pollythewog said he was making @TaiwanMarlins his slave after stealing his home

Paid butler! An honorable profession!

11 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

Paid butler! An honorable profession!

Yeah if anything it sounds like @SonOfJackis job shaming someone. What an elitist pig.

Prediction for Sandy's line tonight:

7.2 innings, 13 runs (all after 1 out in the 8th), 6 K, 2 BB.

 

Marlins lose 13-12 because Skip didn't pull Sandy fast enough. 😞

Sandy Day 

(which, apparently, means another loss)

I'm gonna make a legit guess of 4 1/3ip 6runs 5k 2bb

I don't think the Marlins have had a single game where we've scored 10 runs or more this year have we?

5 minutes ago, hovertical said:

I don't think the Marlins have had a single game where we've scored 10 runs or more this year have we?

Nope.

Most runs scored in a game all year is only 8. Was on April 11th vs the Phillies.

The Marlins have lost by 10+ a couple of times though.

Lost 11-1 to the Twins, 11-0 to the Braves, and 15-3 to the Phillies. 😂

 

Marlins are currently ranked last in all of MLB with an average of 3.49 runs scored per game. It's amazing that they are just one game under .500 at this point in the season.

 

12 minutes ago, SirFishFan said:

Nope.

Most runs scored in a game all year is only 8. Was on April 11th vs the Phillies.

The Marlins have lost by 10+ a couple of times though.

Lost 11-1 to the Twins, 11-0 to the Braves, and 15-3 to the Phillies. 😂

 

Marlins are currently ranked last in all of MLB with an average of 3.49 runs scored per game. It's amazing that they are just one game under .500 at this point in the season.

 

It really is amazing. Props to skip. Very difficult to see this team and current lineup hanging around 500 much longer though 

4 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

It really is amazing. Props to skip. Very difficult to see this team and current lineup hanging around 500 much longer though 

Yeah I think we're all waiting for that inevitable losing stretch. I've thought it was going to happen a few times with some of the more recent rough patches but they've managed to comeback and cobble together a small winning stretch each time. 

I know we want them to trade for some help but we also don't really have much of any value to trade either.

GIDP 💪 

Lmao Davis 

This game is over 

Sandy hit very hard that inning wonder if he makes any adjustments 

Another wendle gidp. Everything following the script. I guess a team of ground ball hitters coors doesn’t really matter much 

i just cant watch this, wendle/stallings/davis at the bottom of the order.  embarrassing.

epic first at bat for jd.  its like the hitting version of cueto's debut (and swan song)

Sac bunting (that didn’t work) in coors really shows where this team is at 

Edited May 25, 20233 yr by pollythewog

Yuli 💅