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Tell Santa what to do.

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ok thats disturbing

 

i told him to take his shirt off playing around and he f***ing became a stripper.

told him to make out with Mrs. Claus and he ended up beating the bitch.

i just typed "f*** bitches" while listening to Friend of mine by Biggie and he wrote on his note pad "naughty you"

"kill yourself" had no effect

 

"watch porn" made him whip (his laptop) out, sit in his chair, and get a s***-eating grin on his face

 

"f*** mrs. klaus" made him beat her

 

"kick a dog" made him try and do some matrix style kick

 

that's all I've got

When I asked him to masturbate, he wrote my name down on a legal pad and showed me:

 

Naughty List

You

 

Then, when I asked him to pleasure himself, Mrs. Claus walked into the picture and went towards the camera with a smile on her face!

 

 

When I asked him to kiss my ass, he walked toward the camera and blew me a kiss!

 

When I asked him to hug himself, he hugged Mrs. Claus.

 

 

Perform oral sex has him going out of the camera range and throwing clothes into the camera view

 

 

Ask him to spank himself! Gold!

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