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6/26 - Pirates @ Marlins - 7:05 PM

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Willis is just not very impressive

I am sorry but when I read this I thought of this song...

 

aha-yeah

 

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart

But you've got being right down to an art

You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall

You're a regular original, a "knowitall"

 

Ohwooh, you think you're special

Ohwooh, you think you're something else

 

Ok, so you're a rocket scientist...

 

That don't impress me much!

So you got the brains, but have you got the touch?

(Now) Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much!

 

aha-yeah

 

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket

And a comb up his sleeve, just in case

And all that extra hold gel in your hair ought'a lock it

'Cause Heaven prevent, it should fall outta place

 

Ohwooh, you think you're special

Ohwooh, you think you're something else

 

Ok, so you're Brad Pitt...

 

That don't impress me much!

So you got the looks but have you got the touch?

(Now) Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much!

 

You're one of those guys who likes to shine's machine

You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in

I can't believe you kiss your car good night

C'mon baby tell me, you must be joking, right??

 

Ohwooh, you think you're special

Ohwooh, you think you're something else

 

Ok, so you got a car...

 

That don't impress me much!

So you got the moves, but have you got the touch?

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

[..]

But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold lonely night

That don't impress me much!

 

Ok, so what do you think... you're Elvis or something...

That don't impress me much!

[repeat]

 

:loser

Well Jones deal fell through:

 

FOXSports.com's Ken Rosenthal reports that the Jacque Jones-to-Florida deal won't happen, "barring an unexpected reversal."

The Marlins wanted Jones as their primary center fielder, but apparentely the Cubs were quite desperate enough to get rid of him. Either they refused to pay the majority of the $7 million he's still owed or they wanted a better prospect in return if they were going to eat the salary.

Source: FOXSports.com

DAMN! Why couldn't they tell me what Olivo's song is? It's driving me crazy!

Ask them.

DAMN! Why couldn't they tell me what Olivo's song is? It's driving me crazy!

Ask them.

 

I already asked them a question, "What is Boone's favorate impression"

 

I was really hoping he would break one out if they asked him.

Like I said, I already did and they already answered it so I am pretty much doomed as far as another one goes.

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