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if I like a song, I can listen to it on repeat for like a millions times. It does not get old!

 

I eat item per item on my plate. no mixing.

 

I know my alarm is set, but in the morning, I check my cell 20 times if I think I overslept.

not post on a messageboard for like 2 years and then make 3 threads in a matter of minutes

TheU wants to be.... Tailor Made.

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not post on a messageboard for like 2 years and then make 3 threads in a matter of minutes

 

 

HA! I thought I was the only one who did that!

shower naked

You mean I'm not the only one? I thought everyone else wore a bathing suit.

Absolutely never vary the order of body parts I wash while in the shower. Numero uno: left armpit.

put on my pants 2 legs at a time

I f*** sheep.

 

My friends nicknamed me sheep for some weird reason.

 

So ...

... I f*** squall?

When someone leaves their stuff in a locker at the gym without putting a lock on it, I move all their sh*t to another locker to teach them a lesson.

When someone leaves their stuff in a locker at the gym without putting a lock on it, I move all their sh*t to another locker to teach them a lesson.

 

... so that's where my shorts went.

tie a sweater around my waist, under my pants

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I buy all the tickets for Mets games, and bin them all so they have no fans.

I masterbate to National Geographic magazine.

If I accidently touch something with my left hand, I have to touch it with my right hand.

I chew food 4 times on one side, then 4 times on the other, and repeat until it's ready to go down the hatch.

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If this is legit, I must know what was said.

 

If it's not, then f*** off dim.

If I accidently touch something with my left hand, I have to touch it with my right hand.

 

I've done that before. Very susceptible to doing it if I brush a woman's breasts in public with my left hand. I MUST then also brush them with my right....

Dim gets an award for that.

 

I award him three smacks in the face.

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