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In a Horrible Season, Guess Who the Five Most Horrible Marlins Have Been!

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Why is it that other teams' mascots are kinda cool?

 

Those four look like a bad acid trip that would make one never touch acid again.

 

 

Considering your not from this country maybe you don't realize how wrong you are on this one. 

 

Seeing as the US presidential elections do tend to affect the rest of the entire world you'll find coverage over here is probably better than coverage over there.

 

If you seriously think Donald Trump will become president of the US then you really have no understand of how things work.

 

I look forwards to seeing President Clinton in the UK sometime before 2020.

 

 

Seeing as the US presidential elections do tend to affect the rest of the entire world you'll find coverage over here is probably better than coverage over there.

 

If you seriously think Donald Trump will become president of the US then you really have no understand of how things work.

 

I look forwards to seeing President Clinton in the UK sometime before 2020.

 

I don't think Donald Trump will become US president at all. You just said Donovan Solano had a better chance of being US president than Trump. Considering the US presidency requires the candidates to be born in the US, Donald Trump actually has a better chance than Solano, who was born in Columbia, thus making it impossible that he could become US president. That's all.

 

 

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I don't think Donald Trump will become US president at all. You just said Donovan Solano had a better chance of being US president than Trump. Considering the US presidency requires the candidates to be born in the US, Donald Trump actually has a better chance than Solano, who was born in Columbia, thus making it impossible that he could become US president. That's all.

 

At the same time, you'd think for a man with Donovan Solano's talents to be a millionaire would be impossible as well. Instead, Solano has earned well over a million dollars in his career for being significantly worse at his job than his peers.

 

 

I don't think Donald Trump will become US president at all. You just said Donovan Solano had a better chance of being US president than Trump. Considering the US presidency requires the candidates to be born in the US, Donald Trump actually has a better chance than Solano, who was born in Columbia, thus making it impossible that he could become US president. That's all.

 

That changes nothing. Donovan Solano still has a better chance of becoming US president than Donald Trump, but then again so does Vincent from BoJack Horseman.

 

And of course I'm aware of the 'born in the USA' rule, even though your current president is Kenyan.

 

 

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That changes nothing. Donovan Solano still has a better chance of becoming US president than Donald Trump, but then again so does Vincent from BoJack Horseman.

 

*Kevin

 

 

Seeing as the US presidential elections do tend to affect the rest of the entire world you'll find coverage over here is probably better than coverage over there.

 

If you seriously think Donald Trump will become president of the US then you really have no understand of how things work.

 

I look forwards to seeing President Clinton in the UK sometime before 2020.

 

Hillary Clinton's support is dwindling by the day. Bernie Sanders is gaining on her.

 

 

That changes nothing. Donovan Solano still has a better chance of becoming US president than Donald Trump, but then again so does Vincent from BoJack Horseman.

 

And of course I'm aware of the 'born in the USA' rule, even though your current president is Kenyan.

 

I know we're just debating a joke you made but if Donald Trump was born in the US and Donovan Solano wasn't, how is it possible that Solano has a better chance than Trump? How can that rule "change nothing?"

 

Because of that rule, Solanos chances are impossible and Trumps are at least "possible" even if the possibility was less than one percent, it'd still be higher than zero percent.

 

And I'm not even getting into the Kenyan thing, I'm not going down that road as I care nothing about it. 

 

 

Let's all just agree that all politicians are assholes whether they are from the U.S., the U.K. or the Solano family.

 

 

Let's all just agree that all politicians are assholes whether they are from the U.S., the U.K. or the Solano family.

 

or the wyatt family. Follow the fuzzards!!!

 

 

Let's all just agree that all politicians are assholes whether they are from the U.S., the U.K. or the Solano family.

 

Does the UK even have politicians? I thought it was just kings and queens and stuff.

 

 

I know we're just debating a joke you made but if Donald Trump was born in the US and Donovan Solano wasn't, how is it possible that Solano has a better chance than Trump? How can that rule "change nothing?"

 

Because of that rule, Solanos chances are impossible and Trumps are at least "possible" even if the possibility was less than one percent, it'd still be higher than zero percent.

 

And I'm not even getting into the Kenyan thing, I'm not going down that road as I care nothing about it. 

 

OFFS!!!

 

Do I really have to explain this?

 

I am saying that Donald Trump has so little chance that even someone who cannot legally be the president has more chance than him. IT. IS. A. JOKE. It is not supposed to be logical, or to make sense, or to be debated.

 

I'm glad I never go to parties with you.

 

GUY: "Hey, I got this joke for you - why did the chicken cross the road?"

 

SB: "But why would a chicken cross a road? Surely it would be frightened by the traffic? Where is it's owner? Chickens are not wild creatures. I get we're debating a joke, but I don't understand the chicken's motivation to be in this dangerous situation."

 

 

Does the UK even have politicians? I thought it was just kings and queens and stuff.

 

We actually have a proper political system, i.e. anyone can form a political party and run for office. People actually get to choose between political parties with vastly different philosophies, and not just pick between two that are virtually indistinguishable.

 

 

Does the UK even have politicians? I thought it was just kings and queens and stuff.

 

There's no difference. The agenda is the same.

 

 

We actually have a proper political system, i.e. anyone can form a political party and run for office. People actually get to choose between political parties with vastly different philosophies, and not just pick between two that are virtually indistinguishable.

 

And they're still assholes.

 

 

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