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In a Horrible Season, Guess Who the Five Most Horrible Marlins Have Been!

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I just remembered I legit had a dream the other night that Billy the Marlins was promoted to the FO and a bunch of media outlets were scrambling, trying to figure out who would be the Marlins' new mascot.

 

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I just remembered I legit had a dream the other night that Billy the Marlins was promoted to the FO and a bunch of media outlets were scrambling, trying to figure out who would be the Marlins' new mascot.

 

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Jennings would be the new mascot. They'd call him "Grinder"

 

 

We actually have a proper political system, i.e. anyone can form a political party and run for office. People actually get to choose between political parties with vastly different philosophies, and not just pick between two that are virtually indistinguishable.

 

Sorry to say, but both those philosophies suck balls.

 

So not much different.

 

 

I just remembered I legit had a dream the other night that Billy the Marlins was promoted to the FO and a bunch of media outlets were scrambling, trying to figure out who would be the Marlins' new mascot.

 

zzzzZZZZzzzzzzzZzzZz

 

If you're really dreaming about the Marlins now, something is wrong! :(

 

 

I wonder what Mr. Tastee's WAR is as a manager?

 

About the same as Redmond's.

 

 

doubtful.

 

As stupid as the experiment was, the only terrible thing that can be said about "Mr. Tastee" as a manager is that he has a weird double switch fetish. That's really the only difference between Redmond and the guy with zero previous managerial experience. Let's not pretend like the primary reason why the record looks much worse now has nothing to do with the fact that every key player has gotten injured since Jennings took over. 

 

 

As stupid as the experiment was, the only terrible thing that can be said about "Mr. Tastee" as a manager is that he has a weird double switch fetish. That's really the only difference between Redmond and the guy with zero previous managerial experience. Let's not pretend like the primary reason why the record looks much worse now has nothing to do with the fact that every key player has gotten injured since Jennings took over. 

 

switch em out!

 

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That dude really creeps me out

 

I know he looks awkward in a Marlins uniform but hopefully things change next year 

 

 

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