December 14, 20169 yr http://slicemiami.com/2016/12/13/jeffrey-loria-cell-phone-number/ A Jeffrey Loria business card from around 2004 was put up for auction on ebay and apparently the phone number on there was his personal cell phone and the number still worked... many people called and texted him and he had to have his number changed! Man, we missed out on a huge opportunity here! Imagine the things we could have done with this information!
December 14, 20169 yr I wanted to ask him if he thought that Jansen and Aroldis Chapmanturned down more money from the Marlins because major league players are (rightfully) distrustful of his organization. Here is a full, unedited transcript of our conversation: Loria: What the fuck do you want? Deadspin: Excuse me? Loria: Who is this? Deadspin: I’m a reporter from Deadspin. Loria: I have nothing to say. [Hangs up] I then texted him my question, just in case. As of press time he has not yet given me what the fuck I want.
December 14, 20169 yr Author Poor Mr. Loria. It is just mean to do that to him Admin and Jeffrey sitting in a tree... B-L-O-G-G-I-N-G...
December 14, 20169 yr If I got the number,I would ask him "how's the feel to earn back $85 millions twice in a week ?".
December 14, 20169 yr Don't worry your chances of being an insider are the same chances Admin has of being insider. You almost had em with those Pujols rumors. Nobody forgot lol.
December 14, 20169 yr That's what happens when peasants get your phone number. They do peasant things.
December 14, 20169 yr You know you made it in life when you can answer your phone with that line and not give 3 shits..
December 14, 20169 yr You know you made it in life when you can answer your phone with that line and not give 3 shits.. Wait, you're not supposed to answer that way always?
December 14, 20169 yr Don't worry your chances of being an insider are the same chances Admin has of being inside her. Fixed
December 14, 20169 yr yo dawg when you say insider out loud it sounds enough like inside her. notice how I didn't put "an" before insider as well. ffs why do I have to explain my genius. I caught that. Can't believe others didn't
December 14, 20169 yr There goes my chance to be an insider. I thought you were buddy buddy with Samson Sent from my iPhone using MarlinsBaseball.com mobile app
December 14, 20169 yr Author yo dawg when you say insider out loud it sounds enough like inside her. notice how I didn't put "an" before insider as well. ffs why do I have to explain my genius. Wait but who actually reads these posts out loud? That's weird.
December 14, 20169 yr I thought you were buddy buddy with Samson Sent from my iPhone using MarlinsBaseball.com mobile app You wanna know how I know you voted for Hillary Clinton?
December 14, 20169 yr You wanna know how I know you voted for Hillary Clinton? This should be fun Sent from my iPhone using MarlinsBaseball.com mobile app
December 14, 20169 yr This should be fun Sent from my iPhone using MarlinsBaseball.com mobile app You don't let go of shit
December 14, 20169 yr I thought you were buddy buddy with Samson Sent from my iPhone using MarlinsBaseball.com mobile app Assume much dick?
December 14, 20169 yr You don't let go of shit Sure I do. Just not everything. Like I don't care that you voted for a piece of shit who can't be bothered to read his daily security briefings. Sent from my iPhone using MarlinsBaseball.com mobile app
December 14, 20169 yr Sure I do. Just not everything. Like I don't care that you voted for a piece of shit who can't be bothered to read his daily security briefings. Sent from my iPhone using MarlinsBaseball.com mobile app Lol wanna know how I know you do care?
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