For YOUR Miami Marlins:

 

Curtis ".182 Should Leadoff" Granderson

 

Garrett "Don't Call Me Carrot" Carrot Cooper

 

Brian "I'm Actually Brett Carroll's Throwing Arm" Anderson

 

Starlin "Holy Shit I Am Still Hitting Cleanup? I Have Fewer Home Runs Than '.182 Should Hit Leadoff'" Castro

 

Harold "Call Me Hanley Again" Ramirez

 

Martin "Father Time Tried To Knock On The Door But Knocked Me Out Instead" Prado

 

Miguel "Glove First, Arm Second, Glove Third, Arm Fourth, Glove Fifth, Arm Sixth, Bat Seventh" Rojas

 

Bryan "I Only Start When Alfaro Needs a" Holaday

 

Jordan "Ya Man Good Luck I Hope You Kill It In Your Big League Debut" Yamamoto

 

 

For Das's Missouri Cardinals:

 

Matt "I'm a Baseball Player Not a" Carpenter

 

Paul "Ladies Love" DeJong

 

Paul "Haa...aaahhh...ooh, I'm okay" Gold[sneeze]

 

Marcell "Oh-Ell" Ozuna

 

Yadier "I'm Back From the IL, Where I was Recovering From Being Old" Molina

 

Kolten "Got a Big" Wong

 

Dexter "Fairer" Fowler

 

Harrison "Bade Her? I Harldy Know Her" Bader

 

Miles "To Go Before The Marlins Are Relevant" Mikolas

 

 

I hate all of you.

 

 

I hate all of you.

 

opposite day?

 

 

opposite day?

 

I meant all the people in the thread prior to my post, friend. ❤️ 

 

 

Hey peeps

 

 

Hey peeps

 

I knew I felt chewy and full of sugar today.

 

 

What happened to Paul?

 

 

What happened to Paul?

 

What is his member name?

 

 

What happened to Paul?

 

got stuck at the drag race

 

 

What is his member name?

 

SexySeverino

 

 

YAMAMOTO TIME

 

 

YAMAMOTO TIME

 

Wow, they must really like the kid if they name the start time after him.

 

 

ONE OUT! Take him out, perfect career.

 

 

It's a 1-2-3 inning, y'all!

 

 

Alright y'all, all I wanted to see - I gotta move some more stuff to my new apartment. Have a good night everyone. ❤️ 

 

 

ONE OUT! Take him out, perfect career.

 

3 down, 24 to go!

 

 

Marlins are ahead... Marlins fans in attendance had a fun first inning... ballpark experience is already better than the first two games.

 

 

ballpark experience is already better than the first two games.

 

Did they re-paint the walls?

 

 

Did they re-paint the walls?

 

No but when they do it will be non stop entertainment... except between innings when we should sit in silence for traditional purposes.

 

 

Did they re-paint the walls?

 

Yeah, like 3 or 4 months ago. Where have you been?

 

 

Hey they look fun tonight

 

 

5-0 Fish in the first two innings... I'm sure the Marlins fans are enjoying it tonight.

 

 

5-0 Fish in the first two innings... I'm sure the Marlins fans are enjoying it tonight.

 

So no one in the park tonight?

 

 

So no one in the park tonight?

 

Of course not... the players are there at least.