Massive fucking out god fucking damn god damn shit fuck.

 

Sorry I'm angry that we're not scoring 😞

If you toss out the Cardinals because of less games played, the Marlins are the 2nd worst team in all of MLB in runs scored with 106...  The Rangers are the worst with 105!

Uno mas

God damn it. Fucking god damn it. FUCK. SHIT.

COCK.

 

That is all.

Bah

FUCK Game over

Goddamn, perfect pitch and still screwed.

Well it was fun while it lasted. I officially retire from making game threads. 

PabLopez put a lot of anger behind that last pitch.

Pablo throwing 97 MPH in the 6th inning?  Our pitching staff is nasty..  

2 minutes ago, Michael said:

PabLopez put a lot of anger behind that last pitch.

97 mph!

😳

When Pablo reaches 97 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

The kids need to start contributing more at the plate

Oh my God, an XBH!!!!

Awww yisss Miggy Bro.

Here we go

with Miggy Ro

Miggy should be our hitting coach. 

Hot take: By the end of the year, Miggy is going to be hitting so well he'll be batting with the big boys somewhere in 2 to 5 in the order.

Another random ass Rays reliever with a weird ass delivery who's going to be successful for some reason.

This offense is really frustrating dude. It sucks that you get back to back incredible starts and you’re at risk of being 0-2u

One more balk please. Wild pitch works too. We can’t score ourselves. 

Just now, GuitarPik said:

One more balk please. Wild pitch works too. We can’t score ourselves. 

Our offense is so bad right now, I imagine not even a balk with a runner on third would score a run for us.

this offense sucks

VR really knocked the shit out of that one. 

Will the Marlins still consider themselves "buyers" if the offense is still near the bottom of every category?