1 minute ago, hovertical said:

Tbh if you use mayo you deserve whatever punishment you get.

The jar of mayonnaise was actually a throwback to 2012 when Mark Buehrle had a bad start and blamed it on cutting his pitching hand trying to open a jar of mayonnaise.

 

True story!

Our, uh, closer is in during a tie game in the bottom of the 9th.

Ya know what, with the free runner in extras, this isn't actually the worst idea.

1 minute ago, Michael said:

Ya know what, with the free runner in extras, this isn't actually the worst idea.

Brainwashed!

Some guy named Reynolds in Pittsburgh hit a homer today. I wonder if he's any good?

4 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

Starting to join the Rojas to the bench camp 

So...

Aguilar 1B

Jazz 2B

Wendle SS

Berti 3B

Sanchez LF

DLC CF

Garcia RF

Stallings C

Cooper DH

2 minutes ago, Michael said:

Ya know what, with the free runner in extras, this isn't actually the worst idea.

Considering bender is our best strikeout RP it’s a terrible idea

Wow what kind of call was that UMP

Oh fuck you ump

Just now, pollythewog said:

Considering bender is our best strikeout RP it’s a terrible idea

I didn't say it wasn't, I just said it wasn't the worst.

Bringing in Bass with a 1 run lead is.

1 minute ago, QbanCastillo said:

So...

Aguilar 1B

Jazz 2B

Wendle SS

Berti 3B

Sanchez LF

DLC CF

Garcia RF

Stallings C

Cooper DH

I was gonna say Aguilar leading off?  But then I realized what you were doing lol.

Stallings might have tried to frame that pitch too much when it didn't need to be

I swear to gosh if Jazz gets this right. lol

Jazz blocked the bag 😮

3 minutes ago, QbanCastillo said:

So...

Aguilar 1B

Jazz 2B

Wendle SS

Berti 3B

Sanchez LF

DLC CF

Garcia RF

Stallings C

Cooper DH

I approve of these guys being the regular lineup

I doubt they overturn it.  It'll be stands

He’s out!

Just now, Michael said:

Jazz blocked the bag 😮

On full speed, it looks like that's just where his foot landed and was coincidental.  On slow motion yeah it looks like he blocked it.

They may overturn it, but Jazz blocked the bag. I don't think that that should count as an out.

I love how even when you can clearly see a call they're all "there are other looks in parallel universes that show the opposite"

hard to tell...  hand came off but was foot back on?  or vice versa...

Yeah, as expected.

Are broadcasters required to support whatever the replay call is or something?

Oh well on that shot, he looks out.

Yikes, Bender, can't let that get to ya ...

Alright then.