I don't shit a fuck what the start time is.

 

I don't fuck a shit who's starting.

 

Just win, you limp-dick fuck-ups.

Just now, Michael said:

I don't shit a fuck what the start time is.

 

I don't fuck a shit who's starting.

 

Just win, you limp-dick fuck-ups.

Puk on the mound m8 ain’t no way unless they score 7+

Just now, pollythewog said:

Puk on the mound m8 ain’t no way unless they score 7+

I said

I don't fuck a shit who's starting.

 

Banned.

Just now, Michael said:

I said

I don't fuck a shit who's starting.

 

Banned.

Not having to post about this team? Don’t threaten me with a good time 

We are 6 more losses from Gabe Kapler being the manager 

Just now, pollythewog said:

Not having to post about this team? Don’t threaten me with a good time 

Unbanned and required to post 60 times during tomorrow's game.

Imagine this offense when they have it hit against good pitchers

Just now, Michael said:

Unbanned and required to post 60 times during tomorrow's game.

Pls god no

Just now, DTrain said:

We are 6 more losses from Gabe Kapler being the manager 

I really do think this is the plan after the season. Just decline Skip's option under guise of "it was a really bad year" and then, boom, Kapler in the role.

Somewhere the 88 orioles just put some champagne on ice just in case. We are baaaaad.

@Michael can save us!

5 hours ago, TheMarlinsProject said:

Somewhere the 88 orioles just put some champagne on ice just in case. We are baaaaad.

I was wondering who had that record. I see they fired their manager at 0-6 and ended up going 0-21 so clearly he wasn't the problem.

8 hours ago, TheMarlinsProject said:

Somewhere the 88 orioles just put some champagne on ice just in case. We are baaaaad.

We aren't nearly as bad as our 0-6 record, though.  We are a 3-3 team.  

16 minutes ago, DTrain said:

We aren't nearly as bad as our 0-6 record, though.  We are a 3-3 team.  

Eh not so sure about that.

Expected W/L record is 1-5 and from watching the games, I don't think I'd go any higher than 2-4.

48 minutes ago, DTrain said:

We aren't nearly as bad as our 0-6 record, though.  We are a 3-3 team.  

Run differential and every other metric says this is who they are tho

1 hour ago, DTrain said:

We aren't nearly as bad as our 0-6 record, though.  We are a 3-3 team.  

I didn't know overly ripe bananas were hallucinogens!

Puk and this lineup = 0-7

 

Hey good news guys, we can't lose next Thursday.

When DLC gets going again the lineup should improve. We all know he's streaky as hell and has put up multiple good stretches of play with his bat since he's been here. The problem is when he's bad he's really really bad and swings at every single pitch often way outside and unhittable.

I haven't watched a single game because I don't have Bally, and I don't trust the sketchy stream sites on my work computer, so I won't be watching today either. Just thought you all should know. 0-7, baby!

5 minutes ago, mrchainsaw said:

I haven't watched a single game because I don't have Bally, and I don't trust the sketchy stream sites on my work computer, so I won't be watching today either. Just thought you all should know. 0-7, baby!

#TankFor... I have no idea actually

3 hours ago, hovertical said:

I didn't know overly ripe bananas were hallucinogens!

In all seriousness,  we could easily have 2 or 3 wins.  On top of a mid roster, everything that can go wrong, has gone wrong.  At this point,  sitting at 0 -6 it's becoming a mental thing as well.  When you expect to lose,  well, your going to lose.

The park is PACKED today!

Gotta love Jeff's analysis of "spring training was a week ago" and passing the struggles off as if that's the reason they're 0-6.