PurpleHaze

Wowwww that just happened.

Damn, they bumped it up like whoaaaaa. For realz.

Which is quite impressive considering Matt Moore has pitched in the Show for like five seconds. Can't wait to see what the kid can do in a full season.

I really want religion to go away. Imagine all the people....living life in peace......

A hail mary!

TIMMMAAAYYY

This Broncos-Vikes game is giving me a panic attack.

Who would even want or trust him at this point?

Would any of you be comfortable with giving Wilson 6 years anyway? I feel like six years is a lot for any pitcher. Three years, four at most for elite pitchers, with age and health also being factors. But that's just me.

Orton replaced Palko.. throws a flea-flicker and separates a finger on first play. Back comes Palko hahaha nice debut

Do a lot of Jews actually get offended when you say Merry Christmas to them? I did when I was a kid. But I was the only Jew in my class, my family never celebrated Christmas at all and so I just felt suffocated by Christmas. You get used to it and care less as you get older. Still, "I'm Jewish" pops out sometimes when I am told "Merry Christmas," but usually it's "Thanks! You too!" and then I'll roll my eyes as I walk away.

Phew, someone sent me a link to watch any game. 7-2 Broncos after a pick 6 that came after a safety.

The Tampa Bay market is so f*cked up when it comes to the NFL. Not only aren't they airing the Bucs game, but I can't get the Dolphins or Broncos games either. All I'm about to get is Bengals-Steelers. NFL Network never seems to help because I've never seen them do "live look-ins" like on MLB Tonight. With NFL Network it's like I'm watching a radio broadcast streamed onto TV.

If a NTC is only thing keeping Mark Buehrle from becoming a Marlin, then just f*cking let him have his NTC. This is supposed to be a "new era" in Marlins baseball. Unless Beinfest wants to watch the Marlins face him three or four times a year when they play the Nats.

Those pesky nats! But seriously, regardless of whether we get Reyes or even Pujols/Fielder (extreme longshots), this offseason is going to be a bust if we don't get Wilson and/or Buehrle, a much needed lefty ace. A trade for Gio is seeming more and more likely.

YES! Indeed. I feel guilty, though. Ever since I've had a DVR I watch nothing live. I'll let it record for 10-15 minutes and then start watching because I'm too impatient for commercials. As Bill O'Reilly once eloquently said, "I'll do it live! F*CK IT! I'LL DO IT LIVE!" I'll be in my apartment doing nothing and still not watch something live. I feel like I'm rebelling and stickin' it to the man by fast forwarding commercials. Not a fan of Chelsea either, to be honest, but I hope the show does well for your sis! What does she do? Thanks. Awww I love that gif, MJ was so cute then. I know what you and twinsie mean about Chelsea. That woman is definitely not for everyone. My sis is kind of a production assistant type on the sitcom, but on the lower spectrum. She gets and makes coffee, does whatever is asked and makes sure everyone is happy. Laura Prepon, Donna from "That 70's Show," plays the main character and she's supposedly nice. Chelsea plays her sister. I shouldn't say this...but they are allowed to hang out in Ashton Kutcher's trailer next door like once a week or something. It can hold a lot of people. He opened a beer for my sister the week his divorce was announced. OK, I've said too much.

Lucky he didn't damage it further playing in Taiwan..

He kinda looks like Adam Jones in that still shot.

I will never understand why people get so upset when other people say "Happy Holidays." It's an attack on our country!

Vat is vis ze barrage on Herr heat84? He is no Nazi. JKJK

Those puppies are definitely fake...

Where is MARLIN BURGER? I can never get enough entertainment. Oh, and he said, "I don't want this to come off wrong," so he meant no harm. But maybe could have said, "I'm not really feeling the color scheme on the new logo" and maybe leave out "god-awful" and "nauseating" because those words kind of come off...wrong. No harm, no foul

Gator fans really have it in for John Brantley. But there are no competent QBs to even replace him next year. I think Muschamp is going to get more support from the fans in the wake of the Urban Meyer situation. Meyer knew the players were complacent and entitled and that the program was "broken" when he "retired," but he was untruthful about his departure, and that's what has Gator Nation really ticked off. He said he had health problems and wanted to spend more time with his family, particularly his children. Instead of going to his kids' games, he traveled the country for ESPN the whole year until the Ohio State opportunity arose. All the while he carelessly left this mess of a team to a first-time head coach. If anything, the dedicated Gator fans will rally around, or continue to rally around, Muschamp. Right now his main goal is to out-charm Jimbo Fisher on the recruiting trail.

Why doesn't Hanukkah get commercialized and bastardized to death like Christmas does? Its against the religion I guess? Surely Jewish people spend as much for Hanukkah as us gentiles do for Christmas. I wouldn't mind seeing a few Hanukkah commercials mixed into the bombardment of Christmas commercials. And why aren't there more Hanukkah songs? There's 10,000 Christmas songs but like 3 Hanukkah songs(Dradle, Dradle Dradle, Light the Manorah, and the Adam Sandler song). Well, Nazi, Hanukkah isn't even the most important Jewish holiday. It just happens to land around the same time as Christmas. Pesach (Passover) is in the spring, and that's the big one along with the holiest day of the year, Yom Kippur, which is in the fall. You'll occasionally see some people lighting a menorah in generic holiday commercials, but with the low percentage of Jews in America, nobody wants to make a commercial solely for Hannukah.

How many people actually dress up as Billy? Is it just one guy for every game? You mean Billy isn't real? What?! Yes he is. And so are the Ninja Turtles. Cowabunga, dude.