August 18, 201114 yr Logan Morrison left Wednesday's game for Triple-A New Orleans with a groin injury. It's not clear at this point how severe the ailment is. Morrison doubled and hit a three-run homer before exiting in his second game since being demoted to the minors. He's expected to be recalled next month when the rosters expand, assuming his groin allows the move --- RotoWorld.com
August 18, 201114 yr There's probably a plethora of low brow jokes coming in this thread. The first of which comes from the fact that I read the original post quickly and thought it said LoMo would return when his groin expands.
August 18, 201114 yr Maybe the Marlins sent him down to AAA because he needed a good kick in the nuts
August 18, 201114 yr Maybe if he spent less time on Twitter that groin would be better conditioned. It was Wes Helms telling Lomo his groin didn't need to go down to triple a.
August 18, 201114 yr Maybe if he spent less time on Twitter that groin would be better conditioned. It was Wes Helms telling Lomo his groin didn't need to go down to triple a. Actually he seemed to be discussing sex and masturbation quite a bit the last time I checked his Twitter feed.
August 18, 201114 yr Read it as "lomo tweets groin." Thought he exposed himself online. Couldnt wait to compare... ...compare to yourself, I'm assuming?
August 18, 201114 yr LoMo has had only 5 tweets since being sent down and hasn't responded to any fans.....
August 18, 201114 yr Maybe if he spent less time on Twitter that groin would be better conditioned. It was Wes Helms telling Lomo his groin didn't need to go down to triple a. Actually he seemed to be discussing sex and masturbation quite a bit the last time I checked his Twitter feed. :rock I follow him on twitter, but not that closely. Thank God for that.
August 18, 201114 yr Read it as "lomo tweets groin." Thought he exposed himself online. Couldnt wait to compare... :Clap Now that was funny
August 18, 201114 yr Here's what Morrison had to say about it: @LoMoMarlins: Tweaked my groin in LF last nite. Feel better 2day, nevertheless had 2 kick my yoga instructor, Bikram Choudhury to the curb this morning...
August 18, 201114 yr LoMo has also suggested today on Twitter that he has intentions to grow a porn tache....
August 18, 201114 yr Pushed him down on his knees and kicked him in the balls. The Florida Marlins FO really knows how to punish misbehaving players.
August 18, 201114 yr LoMo has also suggested today on Twitter that he has intentions to grow a porn tache.... So he's groin a mustache? ayyo
August 18, 201114 yr Here's what Morrison had to say about it: @LoMoMarlins: Tweaked my groin in LF last nite. Feel better 2day, nevertheless had 2 kick my yoga instructor, Bikram Choudhury to the curb this morning... Hmmmmmmm......................kick his yoga instructor to the curb.............
August 18, 201114 yr Pushed him down on his knees and kicked him in the balls. The Florida Marlins FO really knows how to punish misbehaving players. :o :haha
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