Just checking in to say:

 

LOL Hech leading off a baseball game.

LOL Turner in the Major Leagues.

And since you're only checking in, I'll get this one for you:

LOL Hech getting caught stealing again.

How much longer will Turner stay in the rotation or for that matter in the majors?

Turner sucks ass.

Hey, Polly, new deal - if Turner leaves this game allowing only singles (aka, "SINGLED TO DEATH"), then maybe still $25 to the site? :lol

0-2 on a sub-.200 hitter. Let's see how he blows this AB.

0-2 on a sub-.200 hitter. Let's see how he blows this AB.

Wow, now 3-2. I mean, you can't even try to be this bad, I don't think.

 

AND THEN GIVES UP A HIT! OH MY GOODNESS!

He just serves up meatballs. Fuck this guy.

.193 hitter...

Don't worry guys Turners good he's just getting singled to death

If Turner allows only singles as hits for this outing, you should still give $25 to the site.

I know he's only 22 but I'm really tired of this kids bullshit. 2 out runs and 2 strike damage constantly.

Bring in the Wolf Pack

Fuck the Detroit Tigers.

Hory sheit he got an out.

Lol. I almost feel bad with that bet because it literally had no chance. It woulda been more fair to Admin if I said $25 for marlins hitting the cycle today

He can still have a quality start!

DFA his a $$

I am so sick of turner, I'd rather have slowey or hand for fucks sake

 

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Dave Dombrowski must laugh at us daily.

Dave Dombrowski must laugh at us daily.

Probably on the hour, every hour. Wakes up at 3 am just to have a quick HA HA!

Jacob Turner is not our homeboy

Turner was drafted for pitches he doesn't have anymore. The marlins probably 'heard' he was good and never actually checked

Dave Dombrowski must laugh at us daily.

 

He has his assistant remind him every hour.

Turner was either 0-2 or 1-2 on 6 of 8 giants hitters he faced in the 1st, yet still gave up four hits and hit a batter. (Tweet from Clark Spencer)

 

I guess that's what happens when you have all average to below average pitches with no plus pitch to put guys away.

Turner was either 0-2 or 1-2 on 6 of 8 giants hitters he faced in the 1st, yet still gave up four hits and hit a batter. (Tweet from Clark Spencer)

 

I guess that's what happens when you have all average to below average pitches with no plus pitch to put guys away.

I mean, shoot, if anything, throw a floater down the middle. At least he'd be trying something different.

Guys, where did Ed Lucas go to college?