Andrew Heaney is no Henderson Alvarez.

Slump doesn't end here

All kidding aside, Andrew Heaney has kinda sorta been garbage lol. Unban Corona so he can make this entertaining.

Pull him out. We need new pitchers all over again

Can't go a start without a home run. This team is tanking.

Holy shit it's only the 4th?

lol

Jacob Turner is coming in. Everybody smile.

Heaney has probably been the second biggest disappointment this year. The first being Fernandez Tomm John

Heaney shows no signs of being a ML pitcher.

 

Another Turner.

 

Highly touted but no results.

 

Marlins have six or seven major league pitchers in their entire system. And one will soon be traded and one just had Tommy John.

What a patient fan

Now watch the Marlins make a valiant comeback just to barely lose.

Hey, Erick's here.

We ain't gonna do shit with a three man rotation.

 

We should have traded Gregg for those two Cubs dudes.

Now watch the Marlins make a valiant comeback just to barely lose.

 

Nah. We'll take the lead in the 9th.

Only to lose later in the 9th.

Let's score 10 today

 

We might need it.

Heaney shows no signs of being a ML pitcher.

 

Another Turner.

 

Highly touted but no results.

 

Marlins have six or seven major league pitchers in their entire system. And one will soon be traded and one just had Tommy John.

 

Corona?

29 teams would be interested in Jacob Turner, guys.

Corona?

 

I don't think we can trade Corona.

29 teams would be interested in Jacob Turner, guys.

 

Bit of a pisser that he's on our roster, then.

To be fair, they're not wrong. If the Marlins DFA'd Turner, he'd be picked up pretty quickly by some other team.

To be fair, they're not wrong. If the Marlins DFA'd Turner, he'd be picked up pretty quickly by some other team.

 

As was Eulogio de la Cruz by the Padres. Which turned out well for them.

Alright, let's go pinch-hit guy person.

 

Johnson? Bah. Well if he gets a first pitch fastball and rips it, then cool.

As was Eulogio de la Cruz by the Padres. Which turned out well for them.

 

Ok

Yelich dong!