ok i bet jeffrey loria look like we have garage sales by july who should i sale??? maybe Giancarlo Stanton if dont get hot by june

 

 

alright time for some 1-2-3

 

​1-2-3 runs, I like it. You're being like the count

 

 

ok i bet jeffrey loria look like we have garage sales by july who should i sale??? maybe Giancarlo Stanton if dont get hot by june

 

Or not

 

 

Not this time Souza

 

 

That's a BS call

 

 

bad call ump

 

 

Tying run at the plate

 

 

Salty is due

 

 

Salty is more due than a pregnant woman in her 10th month

 

 

Another K for the K machine

 

 

Salty due.... for another K

 

 

Salty gonna Salty

 

 

Hech of a game-tying HR?

 

 

pathetic

 

 

holy fucking shit I can't take Saltalamacchia anymore.

 

 

Hech of a game-tying HR?

 

​I'll eat my hat*

 

*I am not wearing a hat and therefore won't eat a damn thing.

 

 

Tommy shitting on Hech? He's been his most staunch defender since 2013. Tables turning?

 

 

Grade A pop up

 

 

ain't hitting.

 

 

Jarrod "Strikeout" Saltalamacchia and Adeiny "Infield Pop Up and Grounder to Second" Hechavarria will keep this team out of the playoffs if they get 400 plate appearances.

 

 

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dDo you work in the porn industry?

 

 

we can deal with heck because he has a better chance of fixing himself but salty, my god that makes me want to strangle him.

 

 

Worst 7th and 8th hitters in all of baseball

 

 

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dDo you work in the porn industry?

 

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Jarrod "Strikeout" Saltalamacchia and Adeiny "Infield Pop Up and Grounder to Second" Hechavarria will keep this team out of the playoffs if they get 400 plate appearances.

 

​Stanton is 0-for-3 with a strikeout. Gordon is 0-for-3. Prado is 0-for-3.

 

​Sure, in today's game. History shows that Stanton and Prado are very good baseball players and that Gordon has potential to be above average. On the other hand, history shows that Hech cannot hit the ball hard (career .080 ISO) and Salty can't hit the ball at all (career 30% K%)

 

For the record, these are not stats that can be argued with, like fielding metrics might. These are concrete statistics like the archaic batting average.