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The Marlins Biggest Issue

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Who is that anyway? I don't recognize her

 

Some girl from a show called how to get away with murder. She's in the killing too.

 

She's just perfect, bruh

 

 

Some girl from a show called how to get away with murder. She's in the killing too.

 

She's just perfect, bruh

 

Oh Katie Findlay. Yeah she's good looking. She just looks younger than she is so it throws me off. She has too much of a teenage girl face even though she isn't one... cue the comments...

 

go ahead @pollyvonwog @squall @Das Texan take that softball

 

 

I hate those dancers.  They give the ballpark such a minor league feel.  The target demo might enjoy it but id venture to bet that the rest of the fan base (insert joke here) would prefer they aren't there.  It just feels very forced.  No one is coming to Marlins park for the choreographed dances on the dugout every 3 innings.

 

You couldn't have said it any better! I am just annoyed by them. While I was joking about them being "the biggest issue", I do wish we could have something more like the Mermaids again. I understand they are going for the modern feel, but they're no bueno in my opinion. 

 

 

Admin, as your friends and people who care about you, we really think you should get some help. 

 

Count me out as I have a 14 year old daughter. Please don't tell Admin, there are enough paedos in the UK as there is.

 

 

"Peedo-phile"

 

You all say pedophile really weird anyway. Just the way you say it is creepy

 

That's because we spell it correctly. It comes from the Greek word 'paid' meaning child, so 'paed-o-phile' means 'lover of children', just as bibliophile means lover of books.

 

Noah Webster decided it would too hard for you murcans to remember to put the 'a' in, so changed it to pedophile.

 

In correct etymological terms, 'pedophile' means someone who is sexually attracted to feet.

 

 

That's because we spell it correctly. It comes from the Greek word 'paid' meaning child, so 'paed-o-phile' means 'lover of children', just as bibliophile means lover of books.

 

Noah Webster decided it would too hard for you murcans to remember to put the 'a' in, so changed it to pedophile.

 

In correct etymological terms, 'pedophile' means someone who is sexually attracted to feet.

 

this post gave me a chubby.

 

 

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