August 7, 201610 yr I heard Hunter enjoys a large amount of pubic hair at all times. Now we know Admin's sources all along were probably just hidden cameras in the men's rooms of every clubhouse.
August 7, 201610 yr ***BREAKING NEWS - Marlins to implement Pubic Shavings Ticket Sales Plan*** (AP) - Miami In support of the new pubic shaving policy for players implemented by the Miami Marlins staff, the team is allowing fans to also show their support. Starting next homestand, any fans who arrive at Marlins Park with bags of their shaved pubes will get a discount on the price of admission.
August 7, 201610 yr Author ***BREAKING NEWS - Marlins to implement Pubic Shavings Ticket Sales Plan*** (AP) - Miami In support of the new pubic shaving policy for players implemented by the Miami Marlins staff, the team is allowing fans to also show their support. Starting next homestand, any fans who arrive at Marlins Park with bags of their shaved pubes will get a discount on the price of admission. This is so discriminatory. I should be entitled to the discount without a grooming
August 7, 201610 yr Starting next homestand, any fans who arrive at Marlins Park with bags of their shaved pubes will get a discount on the price of admission. I wonder if they'll actually check if they're your own pubes.... Umm, asking for a friend.
August 7, 201610 yr Author I wonder if they'll actually check if they're your own pubes.... Umm, asking for a friend. We used to have a member here named Pubes. @Das Texan loved that member
August 7, 201610 yr We used to have a member here named Pubes. @Das Texan loved that member So are you confirming that Das [emoji173] pubes?
August 7, 201610 yr We used to have a member here named Pubes. @Das Texan loved that member that could be read two different ways at least
August 7, 201610 yr There has been some bending of the rule because Stanton still sports chin facial hair along with Fernandez having a light beard. I'm not crazy about the policy I liked it last year where it was allowed but needed to be clean. I think that would be fair to all parties. Regardless he is getting paid millions to play baseball and must follow the rules. If this really is a deal breaker for him to stay here past next year then sorry Cashner, good luck! Reyes shaved those horrible dread locks when we signed him. Money will do that tho lol Sent from my iPhone using MarlinsBaseball.com mobile app
August 7, 201610 yr Author There has been some bending of the rule because Stanton still sports chin facial hair along with Fernandez having a light beard. And I'm sure Cashner would be provided with the same bending of the rules if he wanted a little bit
August 8, 201610 yr Is the policy silly? Probably, but what's sillier? The policy, or basing your free-agent decision on what team allows you to look like Santa Claus?
August 8, 201610 yr This rule is more about the person making the rule than whatever reasons they can come up with for making it.
August 8, 201610 yr How does Dee Gordon get away with the goatee, even after screwing up and getting caught doping?
August 8, 201610 yr Author How does Dee Gordon get away with the goatee, even after screwing up and getting caught doping? They are allowed up to 3 days growth, looked like Dee's wasn't that much so I guess that's it.
August 8, 201610 yr I think the media coverage on our facial hair policy is hilarious... They act (or acted as this was mostly in spring training) as if you couldn't have a single hair on your face as if it was some dictatorship ruling. Now you look at the team and there's several light beards and trimmed goatees, clearly proving how much the media over reacted.
August 8, 201610 yr Author Because its maintained and he doesn't look like a homeless person trying to wash your windshield with hobo piss while you're in a convertible with 20mph headwinds. This is very detailed, it must have happened to you
August 8, 201610 yr I think Loria should grow a beard just to be a real asshole Lmao and keep the policy too right? That's brilliant!
August 9, 201610 yr Yo if cashner's beard was that long I wonder how long are his pubes and even ass hair Sent from my iPhone using MarlinsBaseball.com mobile app
August 9, 201610 yr Author Yo if cashner's beard was that long I wonder how long are his pubes and even ass hair lmao you'll fit right in here
August 9, 201610 yr lmao you'll fit right in here Thanks! I'll thank cymarlins for letting me know about this forum. Back to the topic. I think his dick gets lost in that forest and when he scratches his ass the smell must be horrendous. Sent from my iPhone using MarlinsBaseball.com mobile app
August 9, 201610 yr Thanks! I'll thank cymarlins for letting me know about this forum. Back to the topic. I think his dick gets lost in that forest and when he scratches his ass the smell must be horrendous. Sent from my iPhone using MarlinsBaseball.com mobile app chicks still won't care when they peep his bank statements
August 9, 201610 yr Asking the important questions. I wonder how long his ass dreads are (were?) Yea that's true I think Loria smelled that shit and saw some of those dreads coming out of his shorts. So he made him body shave Sent from my iPhone using MarlinsBaseball.com mobile app
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