Offense needs to wake the fuck up. Let’s go!

3 minutes ago, CoastieMike said:

Not watching, because as was said before

"This is going to be the worst and more boring set of games in the history of baseball. "

I mean it certainly isn't as good. It just feels better because the Marlins have been playing well. 

The last thing anyone here should be doing is questioning my fandom. 

take the fucking walks!

I want 3 more runs for Papayon Time

Just now, FishFan95 said:

take the fucking walks!

Thank you, Berti.

good start to the rally

Why is Dickerson swinging at the first pitch like that after a leadoff walk? Some of these AB’s are dumb.

why do you swing at the first pitch after a walk! Have a plan!

Lhego Hei-Zeus 

Berti never moving from 1B also made no sense. Stupid inning.

Running out of outs

1 minute ago, el_gmac said:

Lhego Hei-Zeus 

Nevermind

Just now, Erick said:

Berti never moving from 1B also made no sense. Stupid inning.

Apply some pressure on the OF on a fly ball too. Nimmo caught that lazily on his back foot, Berti has the speed, pull a Pujols vs Puig!

Who’s the home plate umpire today and why does he have a job?

Should be an 0-3 count here.

Today's game is not good for my health. I can't take anymore.

no way they can determine that convincingly 

I think Conforto’s out but we’re probably not getting this call.

Looks kinda out to me but they won’t overturn it. 

He’s out.

That’s another great play by Alvarez.

Nice! Thank god the home plate ump wasn’t making that call. 

Lol what an AB for the home plate umpire.

He called every strike a ball, and then ball 4 ended up being strike 3. This guy is awful.

Joyce you are so slow

I know Matt Joyce got infected by the virus, but it seems like he also got infected with a case of Lewis Brinson. He’s been awful.

Joyce should have had that. He's not fast.